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Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets World

Farkle: The night has always been a mystery to me. Because I go to bed at seven-thirty.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets The Truth

Lucas: Farkle, what are you doing? It's Romeo and Juliet.
Farkle: Well now it's Romeo and Juliet and Farkle. I play Farkle.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Father

Farkle: School dance. I'm going to put you down for dance numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me. Me and you. When you are not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. You may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Smackle

Lucas: Is this debate team?
Farkle: No, it's the After-school Male Models club.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Crazy Hat

Farkle: All right, let's get out there and make some money. Cash. Cabbage. Cheddar cheese.
Cory: Those are your values, Farkle?
Farkle: What else should a company value but profits?

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Flaws

Farkle's machine: Farkle can't come to his desk right now. If you have a question for Farkle, say one. A comment, say two. Billing questions, three.
Cory: One. Where are you?
Farkle's machine: You have selected three.
Cory: No, I said one.
Farkle's machine: Sorry, we are experiencing unusually high call volume. Your call will be answered in approximately - thirty-five - minutes.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets The Truth

Farkle: Thank you Farkle Nation!

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets World

Cory: All right, Farkle. You can get down now.
Farkle: You're actually quite comfortable.
Cory: Thank you, Farkle. Now get off!
Farkle: Farkle isn't going anywhere!

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Popular

Maya: Okay, Farkle. Where is she?
Farkle: Whatever have I done to deserve this display of affection?
Maya: This look like affection to you?
Farkle: I takes it however I gets it. Right there, Nurse!

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Crazy Hat

Riley: Farkle, we're a business. Businesses do not just mislead their customers to make a bit of money.
Farkle: HA!

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets First Date

Farkle: Give your daughter to me. I'll give you four oxen and my best milking cow.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Gravity

Farkle: Farkle time, sir?
Teacher: Go ahead, kid. You gotta farkle, you gotta farkle.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets Boy

Farkle: Farkle time, sir?
Cory: Oh, I love Farkle time.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets The Truth

Farkle: I just auditioned for the next play.
Riley: Are you going to be in the next play?
Farkle: I'm not even allowed to watch the next play.

Quote from the Girl Meets World episode Girl Meets 1961

Cory: The times, they were a changin'.
Farkle: The class, they are a sleepin'.