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Girl Meets World

'Girl Meets World' - Season 1, Episode 1

Maya stages a rebellion against homework, putting Riley in the difficult position of choosing whether to side with her best friend or her teacher, who also happens to be her father.

Air Date: June 27, 2014.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: The night has always been a mystery to me. Because I go to bed at seven-thirty.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Because if this is my world now, the first person I want in it is you.

Quote from Maya

Cory: Fathers don't see anything as innocent. We see it as- What's the opposite of innocent?
Maya: Right here!

Quote from Riley

Riley: You have to do the homework, Maya. This teacher's insane. A total nut job. I think there's something seriously wrong with him.
Cory: Hi, honey.
Riley: Hi, daddy.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Well done, Mr. Matthews.

Quote from Maya

Cory: Let me get back to jamming some learning into your heads. The Civil War.
Maya: The Civil Bore.
Cory: Thank you, future Mini-Mart employee of the month.
Maya: Would I be making more money than you?
*Cory doesn't respond*

Quote from Farkle

Cory: All right, Farkle. You can get down now.
Farkle: You're actually quite comfortable.
Cory: Thank you, Farkle. Now get off!
Farkle: Farkle isn't going anywhere!

Quote from Maya

Maya: I have nobody at home who helps me with my homework.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Hey, Farkle's just hungry. Not everything's about you.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Let's get married. Let's have a kid. Let's have another kid.
Cory: Well you listened to me, you big stupid.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Do bears know how to smile? Why is cake always so delicious? Will my drawings ever get any better?
Riley: Are you making fun of me?
Auggie: No, I think just like you because we're twins.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Do you really think I'm one of those girls who follows all the rules and never gets into trouble?
Cory: I was hoping.

Quote from Riley

Riley: My teacher followed me home. Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Please say no.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: My education or my women? My education or my women? My education or my women? .. Oh, it's happening again, sir.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: People, people. Are we here to learn or not?
Cory: What do you mean, Farkle?
Farkle: I've been in love with Riley since the first grade, but I'm also equally in love with Maya. Some might say the great mystery of the universe is who's gonna be the first Mrs. Farkle.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Hi, I'm Maya. You're really cute. We should hang out sometime. You make me happy. You don't pay enough attention to me. This isn't working out. We can still be friends. Not really.

Quote from Riley

Cory: The Civil War.
Riley: A war we fought against ourselves.
Cory: What, you actually studied it?
Riley: No, I'm actually living it.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Friends, family and all you subterranean mole people.

Quote from Cory

Riley: Dad, you have a choice here. You can either understand this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria-
Cory: I'm going to do whatever you say next.

Quote from Cory

Cory: History shows us bad thing happen when you don't know who you are.
*Lucas enters the class*
Who are you? I don't know who you are?

Quote from Auggie

Riley: We're not twins.
Auggie: *Runs off screaming* Mom!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Did you have trouble with the homework?
Maya: Piece of cake.
Riley: You didn't do it, did you?
Maya: I don't even know where my books are.
Riley: They're here ... and they're heavy.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Whatever this is, do not put me in the middle of the two people I love equally. Just kidding, come her, hun.

Quote from Maya

Cory: You're late to your father's class.
Maya: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Matthews. You wrote her a note.
Cory: I did?
Maya: You did.
Riley: You did.
Cory: "Riley's late. Deal with it." Well, you got my signature down pretty good this time.
Maya: Well it was easy, you write like a girl.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: You think I'm well raised?
Topanga: Half.

Estelle: Perhaps somebody would like to give their seat to somebody older.
*Lucas gets up*
Estelle: Not you, sweet potato pie.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Still want to be like me?
Riley: I want to be exactly like you. I think too much and you don't think at all.

Quote from Maya

Riley: I'm one of the founding members of the homework rebellion. You think I did my homework?
Maya: I think you did mine, too.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Hi, we were just talking about you. You used to go out with my friend, Maya.
Lucas: I'm Lucas.
Riley: I love it.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Riley, I've already met the world. Now it's your turn.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I'd like you guys to open your books to page 48. Now I'd like you to turn to page 1. Now I'd like you to read from page 1 to 48.

Quote from Riley

Riley: That was great.
Maya: You're welcome.
Riley: What if that was the best moment of my life? What if nothing great ever happens for me again?

Quote from Riley

Riley: Chick? Down here I'm a chick! No wonder my parents don't want me on the subway.

Quote from Cory

Riley: How long do I have to live in my father's world?
Cory: Until you make it yours.

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