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Father Knows Less

'Father Knows Less' - Season 1, Episode 3

After Alan wakes Cory up late at night to watch a baseball game, Cory falls asleep at school and fails a test. Mr. Feeny refuses to let Cory make up the test, leading to a disagreement between Alan and Mr. Feeny, who both believe they did the right thing.

Air Date: October 8, 1993.

Alan: Are we talking about a fire, Lenny?
Lenny: Yes, but there is no problem for you.
Alan: How much of the store is left?
Lenny: St-

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: Hey, this is apple juice!
Mr. Feeny: Oh, gee, I must have left it in there too long.

Quote from Alan

Alan: I was thinking I'll go have a talk with Mr. Feeny. I'll explain it to him, get him to let Cory take a make up test.
Amy: Oh, I'm so glad. Because until you do, you're grounded.
Cory: Does that really work? Can she ground you?
Alan: In certain ways, yes.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Aww, dad. You got Feen'd.

Quote from Alan

Alan: Look, if it was up to me, you wouldn't have to sleep at all, you wouldn't have to go to school, I wouldn't have to go to work and we could just spend all our time together. And there's nothing I'd rather do.
Cory: Then why don't we do that?
Alan: I don't know. I guess the family's gotten used to eating.

Quote from Alan

Alan: Feeny's a butt.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Teacher's pet.
Minkus: Fix a sink.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: Is the test over? How'd I do?
Mr. Feeny: Looks like an A.
Cory: I got an A?
Mr. Feeny: No, A is the only answer you put down before you slipped into the coma.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Suck up.
Minkus: Future plumber.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Minkus, this test didn't require an essay answer. But how refreshing that you've chosen to include one.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: There was a version of a sneaker available, but it was made out of recycled tyres and left black marks on the gym floor.
Cory: Hey, you took gym?
Mr. Feeny: They made me.

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