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Girl Meets Sneak Attack

'Girl Meets Sneak Attack' - Season 1, Episode 3

Riley becomes jealous when another girl flirts with Lucas, so she enlists Maya and Farkle's help to learn how to flirt too.

Air Date: July 18, 2014.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: Farkle, you too.
Farkle: Thank you, but my mother already made me eggs, wheat toast, home fries, marmalade and a strawberry shaped like a star.
Auggie: I'm going to the Farkles. Who's with me?

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: How's my breath?
Topanga: Ooh, like flowers. How'd you do that?
Auggie: I ate your flowers.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: She is evil. If I'm not back in two minutes, she ate me.

Quote from Riley

Maya: I try not to worry about things I have no control over.
Riley: Really? 'cause that's all I do.

Quote from Riley

Cory: Sneak attack. December 7th 1941.
Farkle: A date which will live in infamy.
Riley: A date? They're going on a date ... in Italy?

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: She's from down the hall. Do you think you could find some cheese and make yourself scarce?

Quote from Farkle

Maya: I don't even know how to flirt. Who our age knows how to flirt?
Farkle: Hello, ladies.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Kissing's for babies. Men shake hands. Good night, father. Good night, mother.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: You want me to bring you lunch?
Riley: No, food would only keep me alive.

Quote from Topanga

Auggie: I can't wear those any more.
Topanga: Why?
Auggie: 'cos she won't like them.
Topanga: Hey, I'm the only she who gets to see you in your pajamas.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: What is this place?
Cory: It's detention, Farkle. It's not for you.
Farkle: If my friends are in it, then it's for me.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I was the cafeteria monitor. I saw potatoes not where potatoes are supposed to be. Detention him. Detention her.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Yes, Riley, you may be excused.
Riley: For ever?
Cory: No, you have to come back to class at some point. You just have to.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Hey honey, what's for breakfast?
Topanga: Aww, it looks like Auggie's trying to be daddy's little man.
Auggie: Yeah, so come over here and give papa a smooch.

Quote from Farkle

Maya: Are you saying she flirts better than you?
Farkle: Oh, nobody's better than Farkle. I just don't think my young protege is ready for that monster.

Quote from Cory

Cory: How can he be an adult? I'm not an adult!

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Maya, oatmeal.
Maya: No thanks, Mrs. Matthews.
Topanga: Oh, I wasn't asking.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Barf. Barf, I say!

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