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Girl Meets Father

'Girl Meets Father' - Season 1, Episode 4

Cory struggles with Riley growing up when he learns she'd rather go to the school dance than participate in their yearly tradition of riding the Coney Island roller coaster. Simultaneously, he is dealing with the outcome of giving Maya an "F".

Air Date: July 25, 2014.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: School dance. I'm going to put you down for dance numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me. Me and you. When you are not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. You may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Daddy, since Riley's too big for you, maybe we could do something every year.
Cory: Of course, Auggie. What do you have in mind?
Auggie: You and me, a singles cruise to Alaska.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Hey hee-haw. You going to tick-tock shake your body time? Because you know it's not a square dance, so not going to be a lot of dosey-doeing.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Well guys, I've got your test results on Darwin to give back to you. And I'm pleased to see some of you have evolved since your last quiz.

Quote from Topanga

Cory: I lost the two most important girls in my life.
Topanga: How you doin'?
Cory: We still got that one.
Topanga: I'm hanging on.

Quote from Maya

Riley: We're going to be ninth grade women some day.
Maya: This thing goes to ninth grade?

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: A, number 700. Huzzah!

Quote from Riley

Riley: I wanna paint my face!

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Well may I have one dance with each of you?
Riley: Sure.
Farkle: Ha, that's all I wanted. You just got played by Farkle.

Quote from Auggie

Riley: Mom, can I ask you a question?
Auggie: You can ask me a question.
Riley, It's a girl thing, Auggie.
Auggie: You think I don't know about girls?
Riley: Okay, I'm a certain age where-
Auggie: I don't care.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Please, you know no matter what you are always going to be there. I mean even if all somebody wants is a little bit of alone time, which is normal for a woman, you are there. Always. California!

Quote from Topanga

Riley: What's the difference between day-time make-up and night-time make-up?
Topanga: No difference. Because you're not wearing any.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: When we decide that you're at the right age to start wearing make-up.
Riley: Friday.
Topanga: No. You might find that you prefer a more natural look during the day. Some women prefer to go a bit bolder at night. You are not allowed to hang out with those women.

Quote from Cory

Cory: She said I have nothing left to teach her. Our daddy-daughter story is over. Her and Maya, gone. They moved on without me. They both got married. They have children now. They live in California now by some other roller coaster.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: My two sad little men.
Auggie: I'm not really sad. I'm just doing it for him.

Quote from Cory

Cory: No, no. I'm down with this. ... Yeah, I said that.

Quote from Auggie

Cory: Don't call him a spy. He is not a spy.
Auggie: I am a spy. You made me a card.

Quote from Riley

Maya: He gave me an F.
Riley: That's nuts. You're a solid D student.

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