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Quotes from Teacher's Bet

Teacher's Bet

'Teacher's Bet' - Season 1, Episode 8

When Cory claims teaching is easy, he and Mr. Feeny make a bet to swap roles for a week.

Air Date: November 19, 1993.

Quote from Shawn

Minkus: People, people, people. Are we going to do our social studies today?
Shawn: Minkus, Minkus, Minkus. Shut up.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: If we're going to eliminate the cap rule, can we also discard the dress code in its entirety?
Cory: Why? You're not thinking about showing up, like, naked tomorrow are you?
Topanga: No, although I find nothing shameful about nudity. I was thinking about wearing garments from cultures more in tune with a goddess, Asarte perhaps.
Cory: Yeah, fine as long as you're covered up.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Let's start with the roll call. Lawrence, Topanga.
Topanga: I'm channeling. I will only answer to the name *demonic sound*.
Cory: Okay. Present but not all here.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: That's all right, Mr. Matthews. In time one learns to live with the lack of respect, the unruly students, the miniscule pay. ... Rolaid?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Oh, come on, Minkus. Don't tell me you want to sit on a yoghurt cushion?

Quote from Morgan

Morgan: Come on, it's getting cold.
Amy: It's ice cream.
Morgan: Come on, it's getting warm.

Quote from Shawn

Minkus: I happen to think Mr. Feeny is one of the top guys in teaching and he earns $40,000.
Shawn: Whoa, that stinks.
Minkus: Finally, something we both agree on.
Cory: Yeah.
Shawn: Feeny ain't worth that kind of money.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: Hey, where's Mr. Feeny? I mean George.
Mr. Feeny: Hey, dude. Sorry I'm late. I was chilling with my homies.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Since you'll be sitting in my seat, I think it's only fair that I should be sitting in yours.
Cory: You mean you'd be like my student?
Mr. Feeny: Like, yeah.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: Thirty-five hours a week in here with you. Major homework every night. It never stops, Mr. Feeny. And you want to know what I get for all that? Five measly bucks a week. You probably make that in an hour.
Mr. Feeny: Yes, I do. That's why I can afford that Ferrari in my driveway.
Cory: You don't drive a Ferrari.
Mr. Feeny: Oh, right. It's a Gremlin.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Good morning, Mr. Matthews. I trust you did the homework.
Cory: I did, sir, but my -
Mr. Feeny: Little sister ate it. You are so predictable.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Hey, dude. Ooh, that suit. Not cool.

Quote from Minkus

Minkus: Excellent Windsor knot, did your mom tie it?

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