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Quotes from Girl Meets Smackle

Girl Meets Smackle

'Girl Meets Smackle' - Season 1, Episode 8

Smackle, a debate chairman from another school, enlists Maya and Riley's help to give her a makeover to attract Farkle's attention.

Air Date: September 12, 2014.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: Oh, mom, you should never assume. Didn't dad teach you that?
Maya: Yeah, don't you get the home versions of these lessons? You're married to the guy.
Topanga: Of course I do, there's just so many of them. Oh no, I married Feeny!

Quote from Farkle

Lucas: Is this debate team?
Farkle: No, it's the After-school Male Models club.

Quote from Topanga

Auggie: She's through with me.
Topanga: Yay! Even when I think of it backwards it's still yay!

Quote from Maya

Lucas: Get out of detention free.
Maya: Ooh, I could use one of those. Give me that and I won't call you Ranger Rick all week.
Lucas: Here you go.
Maya: Thanks, Ranger Roy.
Lucas: Let me guess. Ranger Roy is filling in for Ranger Rick?
Maya: All week.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: You're supposed to meet somebody and fall in love, and be together for ever.
Topanga: Oh, honey. Who put that crazy idea in your head?
Auggie: You and daddy.
Topanga: Huh. I wonder how many people the idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined.
Auggie: Me!

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: I have a very specific taste in girls. Is she one?
Riley: Uh-huh.
Farkle: That'll do it.

Quote from Riley

Smackle: Farkle and I are perfect for each other. Why does he prefer you?
Riley: I don't know. If I knew I'd stop.

Quote from Maya

Riley: I continue to not understand anything.
Maya: That's what's so beautiful about you.

Quote from Lucas

Maya: You were in on this.
Lucas: I'm Ranger Roy and I'll be here all week.

Quote from Riley

Riley: This isn't a present. This is one of your life lessons wrapped up in a class lesson wrapped up in a box of nothing.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Medieval talk, what are you doing to me, woman?

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: She's vague, man. She's messing with my mind!

Quote from Auggie

Smackle: I'm pretty?
Maya: You're the hottest little gopher/chipmunk in the whole forest.

Quote from Maya

Cory: Oh, Maya. What, you assume that by playing hard to get I'm going to give it to you?
Maya: Well yes, that's one of the many arrows in my quiver.

Quote from Riley

Riley: What that? What that that?
Cory: What this this?

Quote from Farkle

Riley: Farkle, do you have an appointment?
Farkle: No, I'm a walk in.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Oh no, I already have a weird friend.

Quote from Maya

Maya: How you doin', honey?
Riley: I'm all worked up.
Maya: I know.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Why do I have to be part of your plan to befriend every little woodland creature?

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