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Girl Meets Crazy Hat

'Girl Meets Crazy Hat' - Season 1, Episode 10

Cory splits his class into two fake companies, one driven by profits and the other which aims to make people happy. Meanwhile, Riley and Maya encounter a lady on the subway who is not quite what they first perceive her to be.

Air Date: September 26, 2014.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: All right, let's get out there and make some money. Cash. Cabbage. Cheddar cheese.
Cory: Those are your values, Farkle?
Farkle: What else should a company value but profits?

Quote from Farkle

Riley: Farkle, we're a business. Businesses do not just mislead their customers to make a bit of money.
Farkle: HA!

Evelyn Rand: Now, which one is the Farkle?

Evelyn Rand: Now you've been looking at all these people. Now what do you see?
Riley: I see a bunch of wet people who could probably use some real umbrellas.
Maya: Yeah, not the no good kind some Farkle sells on the street just to make some cash, cabbage, cheddar cheese.
Evenlyn Rand: You saw all that just by looking a little. What's a Farkle?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Calm down, Farkle, you're speaking in Dutch again.

Quote from Maya

Riley: What do you think her deal is? Former movie star, Olympic figure skater?
Maya: Bum on a bench.

Evelyn Rand: Now, this is one dollar, Farkle. Somebody came by it by doing hard work. Not by pumping people up with something you knew would let them down. Don't keep the dollar. It won't fix you if you keep it. Pass it on. That's what changes you, Farkle, take it from me.

Quote from Cory

Evelyn Rand: Nice work, dad. You really think you can make a difference in these kids' lives?
Cory: Yeah, I do. I'm their teacher.
Evelyn Rand: Good for you.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: We are gonna play Hide & Seek. Yes we are. Okay. Auggie, you can go in the other room and count.
Auggie: Isn't the hider supposed to-
Topanga: We're gonna play a new way.
Auggie: I'm pretty sure it's supposed to-
Topanga: New way!

Quote from Cory

Farkle: How are your profits, Friar.
Cory: Let me teach my class, Farkle, okay? I decide what to say and when I'm gonna say it, and I decide who I'm gonna call on and what I'm gonna ask 'em.
Lucas: How are my profits, friar?
Cory: Yes!

Quote from Maya

Lucas: I stand by our product, sir.
Maya: So do I. They're everywhere.

Quote from Farkle

Maya: You're cute when you're menacing.
Farkle: I don't know what to do now.

Quote from Farkle

Lucas: Well, if I had a company I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.
Farkle: You are everything that's wrong with this country.

Quote from Maya

Maya: I've already got my thing. Riley's gonna be a success and I'm gonna sponge off her until she gets sick of me.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Can't, stranger. You want me to sit on the bench, I'm gonna need three forms of identification.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Lucas, fire half the company. Start with Riley and Maya.
Lucas: Why do I have to do that?
Farkle: Because, you're all full of that Texas, "gee willikers" hooey.

Quote from Maya

Farkle: Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.
Riley: Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.
Maya: You must have eaten one of ours.

Quote from Farkle

Maya: Here's what will happen, we'll crush you.
Farkle: We will be bajillionaires and you will eat your words using plastic cutlery.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: All right, guys, tell you what. Let's split the class into two separate businesses and see how you do for yourselves. We'll see if anyone's got anything to worry about, okay?
Farkle: (In the style of Mr. Burns) Excellent.

Quote from Farkle

Riley: Thank you, daddy.
Farkle: Thank you, daddy.

Quote from Maya

Maya: What if nothing happens for her? Sir, Riley can't end up like that, she's my meal ticket.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Our new company will be called Farkle. Your names are no longer part of the company.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: Let's talk about a real, make-believe company, Farkle's Muffins.
Riley: Riley & Farkle's Muffins.
Farkle: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: I like chocolate.
Auggie: Me too.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: I think I'm worth $3.49 - plus tax.
Topanga: Well that sounds like the price of something. And you know somebody's birthday is coming up, don't you?
Auggie: Maybe I do.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Wow, ten bucks! I'm gonna go roll around in this.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: I pay Riley because she does chores. What do you do?
Auggie: You're looking at it.

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