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Girl Meets Flaws

'Girl Meets Flaws' - Season 1, Episode 13

A classmate teases Farkle for being different and not fitting in with the crowd. Hurt and confused, he stops going to class until Riley, Maya and Lucas rally him to show their classmates how to respect each other's uniqueness and show compassion to those who need it, no matter who they are.

Air Date: October 17, 2014.

Quote from Maya

Cory: Gandhi. What'd he do?
Maya: Freed Ireland.
Cory: Try again.
Maya: Freed Ireland.
Cory: Freed India.
Maya: Before or after he'd freed Ireland?

Quote from Farkle

Farkle's machine: Farkle can't come to his desk right now. If you have a question for Farkle, say one. A comment, say two. Billing questions, three.
Cory: One. Where are you?
Farkle's machine: You have selected three.
Cory: No, I said one.
Farkle's machine: Sorry, we are experiencing unusually high call volume. Your call will be answered in approximately - thirty-five - minutes.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Somebody told Farkle that he doesn't deserve us as friends.
Maya: Who?
Farkle: It's not important.
Maya: It's the most important thing in the world. I'll find him myself and I'd hate to be him when I do.

Quote from Farkle

Lucas: I thought you couldn't climb the ropes.
Farkle: I can't. But apparently in desperate situations I can fly!

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Smarter? Yeah, he's the smartest kid in school but he doesn't make a big deal about it. I mean, he does want to take over the world and everything, but frankly I'd like to see what he does with it.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: You think I'm hiding out, don't you? Well, Farkle doesn't hide from anyone. Except my Aunt Barbara - she's a lip kisser.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Hey golden boys. You wanna hop down from your cloud of awesomeness you're making us normals feed bad.

Harley: Pippi Longstockings is right. I, Janitor Harley Keiner, was, in my youth, a school meanie. And someone you all know and love was often the target of my shenanigans. But his will was so strong, it changed the nature of our relationship forever. In fact, even got me this job. And now I hold him in the highest esteem. ... Hey, Johnny Baboon!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Everyone is getting an award except me. What good is having you as my teacher if the fix ain't in?

Quote from Maya

Maya: I want my Farkle back. We're not as good without him. If you tell him I said that, I will jack you up, son.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Awards are a scam. A girl like me never had a chance, Matthews. Never had a chance.

Quote from Cory

Harley: Hey, baboon. You're a pretty scary dude.
Cory: I learned from the best.
Harley: Yeah, I was the best. Now give me your lunch money.
Cory: I'm a teacher. I don't have any.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Maya, you just found out you won the totally cool award yet you just sit there? Oh, you're being cool. Why won't you rub off on me?

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