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Quotes from Girl Meets Home for the Holidays

Girl Meets Home for the Holidays

'Girl Meets Home for the Holidays' - Season 1, Episode 16

It's Christmas at the Matthews, and Cory's best friend Shawn Hunter, Riley's grandparents, and Uncle Joshua are coming over for a holiday dinner. Meanwhile, Topanga works on executing the perfect meal to put her mother-in-law at ease while Shawn sees his likeness in Maya and forms a bond with her and Riley.

Air Date: December 5, 2014.

Quote from Shawn

Farkle: Ladies! Oh. Excuse me, do I have the right house?
Shawn: Minkus?
Farkle: Yes?
Shawn: Cory, what's this here?
Cory: Shawn, this is Farkle Minkus.
Shawn: Get out of here.
Farkle: I'm Stuart Minkus's son.
Shawn: Minkus reproduced?!
Cory: Yeah. What do you think, he was cloned in a lab or something?
Shawn: Look at him.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Oh, then what are we going to do with this Cory and Shawn 4 Eva ornament?
Cory: Oh, that? That goes right in front of the Cory and Topanga wedding ornament.
Topanga: My whole life!

Josh: Oh. Well, we interrupt Two Grown Men in a Girl's Bedroom Window for this special announcement.
Auggie: Mom says to come down to open presents.
Josh: We now return to Two Grown Men in a Girl's Bedroom Window.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: Farkle, have you ever actually seen your birth certificate?
Farkle: Huh. If you'll excuse me, I have some questions I need to take care of.

Quote from Auggie

Josh: They're two grown men in a girl's bedroom window. And nobody thinks that's weird. Wink.
Auggie: I would never watch that show.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: What's for dessert, mom?
Topanga: Nothing! I want you to sit there for two days and think about that dinner you just devoured. And then maybe I'll give you a cupcake.

Auggie: What's the difference between having an older daddy and a younger daddy?
Josh: Older daddy doesn't fall asleep in the middle of a party.
*Cory and Shawn asleep*

Quote from Shawn

Maya: Riley and I are the best friends on this planet.
Shawn: Well that's cute, 'cause Cory and I are the best friends in all existence, which includes your crummy, little planet.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Cory and Shawn in the big city. And nobody talks but them.
Shawn: I'll be a cop and you'll run the deli. And nobody talks but them.

Quote from Maya

Maya: So that's your dad's me?
Riley: Uh huh.
Maya: So we're them?
Riley: Uh huh.
Maya: I don't see it.

Quote from Cory

Cory: How great is this? My favorite person in the world. And my wife.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I told you he was real!

Alan: Wow, look at all these kids. It wasn't that long ago I had kids around the house.
Josh: Yeah, just this morning, wasn't it, dad?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Well, I need the holiday to be good for your mother.
Topanga: Liar!
Cory: Liar! I need the holiday to be good for Shawn. Shawn's coming!

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Honey, this is our first year hosting the holidays. Is your mom going to go easy on me?
Cory: You want comfort or truth?
Topanga: Comfort.
Cory: It's gonna be hideous.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Five minutes! That dinner took two days to make. You animals ate it in five minutes.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Cory, don't take this the wrong way, but your daughter's a strange little bird.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: I'm gonna say yeah last, okay?
Maya: Very mature.
Shawn: Yeah.

Josh: Oh, dad's so proud of himself. He gets into movies for like a quarter.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You hungry?
Shawn: Yeah.
Amy: Good luck with that.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: How long have I been away?
Cory: Three weeks.
Shawn: Thirteen years!

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: You're Cory with Topanga's hair. You got lucky.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Yip yip yip yip yip.

Quote from Shawn

Maya: I've heard stories about you. You're great in the stories. I don't see it yet.
Shawn: Okay.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: So that's Riley's me?
Cory: Uh huh.
Shawn: They're us?
Cory: Uh uh.
Shawn: I don't see it.

Quote from Auggie

Amy: Here's cookies.
Auggie: Thanks, here's ten bucks.
Amy: And that's how you do that.

Quote from Alan

Auggie: Grandma, grandpa!
Alan: Here's ten bucks, like me better.
Auggie: Okay.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Riley, I got you a present.
Riley: "A donation's been made in your name to the Maya New Winter Coat Fund". Thank you, it's beautiful.
Maya: I'm glad you like it. I never know what to get people.

Quote from Cory

Cory: (To the intercom) Shawn?
Maya: Maya!
Cory: Shawn?
Maya: Aww, what's the matter? Your boyfriend's not here yet?
Cory: He's not my boyfriend!

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: See, Cool Uncle's already taken.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: Cory and I finish each other's-
Cory: Sentences.

Quote from Cory

Maya: I don't even think he exists.
Cory: He's real, Maya. I've known the guy my whole life and he's real.

Quote from Topanga

Shawn: Hey, Mrs. Cory.
Topanga: Hey, Mr. Cory.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Hey, Shawn. Come on, why don't you move back to the city? The apartment above us is for rent.
Shawn: Cor, this is real life. Not a TV show. I'm not your wacky neighbor.
Cory: But you could be. It's the Cory & Shawn Show.

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