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Quotes from Girl Meets Game Night

Girl Meets Game Night

'Girl Meets Game Night' - Season 1, Episode 17

Riley invites her friends along to join the traditional Matthews' Family Game Night, and Maya is excited to learn Riley's Uncle Josh is joining as well.

Air Date: January 9, 2015.

Quote from Lucas

Riley: So tonight let's find out what happens when you play the long game.
Lucas: I'm never gonna see my momma again.

Quote from Lucas

Cory: Listen guys, not everything I teach you in class applies to our lives.
Lucas: It does every time, sir.

Quote from Auggie

Ava: I want to go to Europe.
Auggie: Get off my back!

Josh: She's not Riley Matthews any more, my brother. She's now Mrs. Dr. Howdy Turtleneck.

Quote from Riley

Cory: You belong to me until you're eighteen. It's the law.
Riley: Whatever you say King George.

Josh: Auggie didn't want to miss game night. We never made it out of the city. Oh, here's your money.
Cory: This is a dollar. I gave you a hundred.
Josh: With that kind of money, you think we're not gonna buy steaks?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Why would I freak out? I don't freak out! What did you do?

Quote from Maya

Josh: Maya, you do understand I'm too old for you.
Maya: I do understand, Josh, I know that.
Josh: Good.
Maya: But I'm in it for the long game.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: I just thought you get more time with them. She's twelve and she's going to be gone in a blink. He's five and already been married for twenty years.
Cory: He gets that from me.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: This stinks!
Auggie: This had to be done, mommy.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: You're on your own, pal. My woman's here.

Quote from Cory

Riley: I am John Quincy Adams.
Cory: Riley, you're actually John Adams.
Riley: Who's that?
Cory: John Adams was the father of John Quincy Adams.
Riley: But our school's John Quincy Adams.
Cory: My school was John Adams.
Riley: Your school was the father of my school?
Cory: Does that make sense to you?
Riley: None of this does.
Cory: I'm also going to be your teacher next year.
Riley: You're kidding me?
Cory: No.

Quote from Cory

Cory: See this, the family game. The game for families. Not the friends game, the game for friends. I saw that game. I didn't buy that game. I bought this one because I used to have a family.

Quote from Cory

Lucas: Maybe we could just come back another time.
Cory: Oh yeah, we don't have walls. I told you we needed walls, Topanga!

Quote from Cory

Riley: Why do you have to be you all the time?
Cory: You think it's easy?!

Quote from Farkle

Cory: Wow, Farkle, where'd you get the cannon?
Farkle: From my cannon guy.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: How could she choose her friends over us? I mean, did they burp her? Did they change her diapers?
Farkle: We haven't yet, but we will when she's old.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Why can't we just play with her friends?
Cory: Because, Topanga, the second she allowed Dr. Turtleneck and Mr. Howdy into our household, our family was compromised by interlopers.

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