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Girl Meets Master Plan

'Girl Meets Master Plan' - Season 1, Episode 18

Maya is celebrating her 14th birthday with Riley and the Matthews but is struggling with the fact her mom probably won't be able to join them. Meanwhile, Cory and Riley devise a plan to set up Maya's mom with Shawn when he pays a visit.

Air Date: January 16, 2015.

Quote from Topanga

Cory: Riley, you want to pull me back to into the game, then this has to be monumental. A scheme of schemes. Schemetada de schemetada.
Riley: What's that mean?
Topanga: He's making it up.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Honey, hide the cake before Maya gets here.
Cory: You know what we should do? We should bring this cake to Maya's mother, just in case she forgot to get her own kid a cake.
Topanga: Oh. You think that could actually happen?
Cory: Honey, I grew up with Shawn Hunter. Remember his mother? She forgot where she lived! See, my biggest worry is that forgetting to give your kid a cake is the first step to forgetting where you live.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Because at least she's not-
Topanga: No, everything's fine, stop talking!
Cory: -Shawn's mother! What a cuckoo. "Err, it's Tuesday, I better run away!" You have to laugh, huh, Topanga?

Quote from Riley

Riley: We found him on the couch. Can we keep him?

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Wait a minute, who let you in?
Shawn: I have a key.
Topanga: You gave him a key?
Cory: Fine, I'll give you a key.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Doesn't she remind you of someone? Yeah, what can I say? I like people that remind me of me.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: How you doin' Shawn?
Shawn: Well, it ain't Tuesday, so pretty good.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: How you doin', buddy?
Shawn: Just here doing a photo essay. Weekends in New York for under a hundred dollars. It's impossible. Can I stay here?

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Oh, that's not your biggest worry any more.
Cory: Maya's behind me, huh? Why is everybody always behind me?

Quote from Riley

Maya: I'll never take this off until I die.
Riley: You'll probably die before me since you're older. Should I tell the people not to take it off your dead corpse body?

Quote from Cory

Riley: We've got rings.
Cory: So do we. Shawn gave me mine was I was twenty-five years old. Your mother won't let me wear it.

Quote from Shawn

Riley: Are you really here?
Shawn: Yep, I'm here.

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