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Quotes from Girl Meets First Date

Girl Meets First Date

'Girl Meets First Date' - Season 1, Episode 20

Lucas asks for Cory's permission to go on a date with Riley, to which he agrees as long as Maya and Farkle go with them.

Air Date: March 27, 2015.

Quote from Maya

Cory: Shut up!
Maya: Look, don't worry, this is all normal. It's just your body's way of telling you that you are a woman.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: Do you remember your first date with dad?
Topanga: Aww, we were two years old and we played in the playground. No, we were eight and we caught fireflies. No, we were in sixth grade and we kissed against the lockers. No, we threw socks into a laundry basket. No, fell into a llama pen at the zoo. No, that was his first date with Shawn.

Quote from Maya

Maya: When a father turns a certain age, things will start happening to you that you don't understand. It will confuse you, but it's a magical time.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Mine was like when it's summer and then the breeze comes up and then it rains for like two seconds and then everything glows and there's a rainbow. How was yours?
Maya: Mine was like a shih tzu going after a chew toy.
Riley: So it was a magical night for the both of us.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Give your daughter to me. I'll give you four oxen and my best milking cow.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Our little girl went on her first date.
Cory: Our little boy got married.
Topanga: I say we move to Florida.
Cory: Nice!

Quote from Maya

Cory: Riley, it's time for the talk.
Riley: In front of the whole class?
Maya: Yeah, give her the talk, let's see what you know.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Traitor, me? Could this possibly be because I asked Lucas out?
Riley: You asked Lucas out.
Maya: What, you're upset?
Riley: I'm beyond upset. I'm whatever the next one is.

Quote from Lucas

Farkle: You know what I was always afraid of?
Lucas: What?
Farkle: You.
Lucas: How come?
Farkle: I know we're good friends and all, but I've always considered you a bit of a threat. Just like I know you've always considered me a bit of a threat.
Lucas: Yeah, you keep me up at night.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Not today, Chachi.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Well, I am really excited for my first date.
Topanga: What girl wouldn't be?
Maya: Okay, let's get this thing over with.

Quote from Cory

Cory: You.
Lucas: Me.
Cory: Auggie's not home.
Lucas: I'm not here to see Auggie.
Cory: Riley's not home either.
Riley: Hi, Lucas.
Cory: That's right. I lied right in yo' face.

Quote from Cory

Farkle: Yeah, he's good looking and athletic.
Cory: He's thirty-six!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Why did you ask him?
Maya: How long do you know me?
Riley: Where are you taking him?
Maya: You think I would hurt you.
Riley: What are you gonna wear?
Maya: You don't think I have a bigger plan?
Riley: Can I at least be your Maid of Honor?

Quote from Riley

Riley: Life used to be so simple, Maya. Wake up, brush my hair, eat cereal. Pick up the bowl of cereal that I dropped.

Quote from Cory

Farkle: Let's approach this a scientific equation. You're scared of Lucas going out with Riley, right?
Cory: Oh, does it show?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Ah, the end of the year. The weather changes. Kids pair off. First love. It amazes me how the power of love sometimes guides the perfect couples right into each other's arms. *Two kids suddenly walk up to each other and the girl picks up the boy and carries him to class* And sometimes it does that. But it's still first crush and I love this time of year. Probably because I don't have to worry like those other poor sap, seventh grade fathers. Wait a minute.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Oh my gosh, look at Maya. She's giving me like 84%. I expected a cat t-shirt and sweatpants, but look at her.

Quote from Topanga

Auggie: Hey, that's my wife.
Topanga: Go to bed!

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Even though this just happened, there are some moments you know you're gonna remember forever. This is one of them.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Ava, are you looking at me? Are you looking right in my eyes? Good, I've got something to say. Euch.

Quote from Topanga

Auggie: I put a ring on it.
Topanga: What?
Auggie: We're engaged.
Topanga: Aww, let us tell you why you're not engaged.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Hey, Ranger Rick.
Lucas: Hey, other one.
Maya: You want to go out with me?
Lucas: What?
Maya: You want to take me to a movie and put our hands in the popcorn at the same time and see what happens, or what?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Riley, I am begging you, stay in Neverland. No growing up.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Lucas, you are about the most charming young man I have ever met.

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