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Girl Meets Demolition

'Girl Meets Demolition' - Season 1, Episode 21

Riley and Maya meet Aubrey, a salesgirl who manipulates them into using Topanga's credit card for an expensive purchase.

Air Date: April 17, 2015.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: Why don't I get a bat mitzvah?
Topanga: What's your Hebrew name?
Riley: Riley Matthews.
Topanga: There you go.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Daddy, please help us. We need you. We made a mistake.
Cory: Yeah, this is working. This'll work every time with me.
Maya: It's great. I could never say something so desperate.
Riley: You'd rather face my mother, Topanga?
Maya: Daddy, please help us. We need you. We made a mistake.

Quote from Cory

Cory: The only good thing that come out of this is I'm bringing sexy back.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Okay, a lot of bad stuff went down in the last hour.

Quote from Maya

Riley: You got any money?
Maya: I never have any money.
Riley: How do we make money immediately?
Maya: What we need is a bat mitzvah.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Pretty good scam for a chump.
Riley: Well, I have the best possible bad influence, don't I?

Quote from Cory

Aubrey: I don't see the t-shirt here.
Cory: I can't get it off. It's part of my body now.

Quote from Cory

Riley: Mom's gonna know.
Cory: She'll never know. I'm only wearing this with Shawn.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: According to Municipal Statute CP 64 - CP standing for Consumer Protection - one has seven days for merchandise return and full refund. This statute covers everybody, including my innocent trusting daughter and my husband, the dope.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Cory.
Cory: I'm still not convinced this outfit isn't working for me.
Topanga: Let me assure you.

Quote from Cory

Cory: That's a way to go. Stubborn in the face of stupid.

Quote from Riley

Riley: There comes a time in a young woman's life when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes.

Quote from Maya

Maya: What kind of a bad influence am I on you if I let another bad influence be a better bad influence than me in your eyes?

Quote from Maya

Maya: You will always be my favorite chump.
Riley: Thanks.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Are you out of your MINDS?
Cory: MINDS?

Quote from Riley

Riley: How much for the shoes? YES!

Quote from Cory

Cory: There's another road. It lays at the corner of "Young and Vulnerable" and "Ask for help".

Quote from Riley

Maya: Only I talk.
Riley: I'm sure that's best.

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