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Quotes from Pairing Off

Pairing Off

'Pairing Off' - Season 2, Episode 2

When Cory realizes everybody else is paired off into couples, he enlists Eric's help to get a girlfriend.

Air Date: September 30, 1994.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Cory. My dear little butt-head. May I call you butt-head?
Cory: Sure.

Quote from Cory

Ms. Kelly: Can you tell us anything about ovulation or how pregnancy occurs?
Cory: Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the Philipine tube towards the uterus. The first one to reach the uterus wins. It gets a medal. It's born, you name it Cory, you push him out the door and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.

Quote from Shawn

Ms. Kelly: Who can tell us the name of the organ where the eggs are stored? Officer?
Shawn: Sorry, Ms. Kelly, I don't have that stuff. I can name the stuff I have. Or at least what I call them.

Quote from Cory

Ms. Kelly: All right, the name of the place where the eggs are stored.
Cory: What are the gonads?
Ms. Kelly: No, sorry. I was looking for "What are the ovaries?"
Cory: Oh, the ovaries. Yeah, I always mix those two up.
Ms. Kelly: Try not to. Your future will be brighter.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: You know, I'm not as young as they are. I've stayed back like fifty times.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: So if they were C- students you wouldn't less them kiss?
Mr. Feeny: School policy, don't you know.
Cory: So I couldn't kiss?
Mr. Feeny: With your grades, Mr. Matthews, you couldn't even shake hands.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Richard and Cindy?
Shawn: Very deeply in love.
Cory: Since when?
Shawn: Lunch.
Cory: What did they eat?
Shawn: I don't know but it doesn't look like it was enough.

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