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Quotes from Girl Meets the Secret of Life

Girl Meets the Secret of Life

'Girl Meets the Secret of Life' - Season 2, Episode 3

When an old friend of Lucas transfers to the school, his current classmates start to wonder whether they know the real Lucas.

Air Date: May 13, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Riley: We should sing our happy song.
Maya: We don't have a happy song.
Riley: We should have a happy song.
Maya: We will never have a happy song.
Riley: Not with that attitude.

Quote from Maya

Riley: You told me you wanted to be a veterinarian. You told me you gave birth to a horse.
Maya: That had to hurt.

Quote from Cory

Cory: There's the secret of life. People change people. No matter what I teach you in here, learning from the people you care about is more important than the words on any page. That's why I let you talk in here sometimes. That's why it's interesting.

Quote from Maya

Maya: So, just between you and me, what did Ranger Rick do? Did he tip over a cow? Did he put eleven gallons in a ten gallon hat?

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Mr. Matthews teaches a lot of things. He's open minded that way.
Riley: He can be open minded because he knows who we are.
Lucas: Ooh, she took us both out.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Three minutes, twenty-five seconds.
Cory: Wrong!
Farkle: I'm sorry. What did you just say?
Cory: You're wrong.
Farkle: I'm wrong? You're a history teacher teaching English, math, Science, whatever else you've got going on at home. You waltz your wife in here on career day.
Cory: She's a respected attorney.
Farkle: My father says she should have been my mother.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: So, shall we actually finally learn what happened in Belgium in 1831?
Farkle: No!
Cory: No?
Farkle: I always get my hopes up and then something happens to hurt my little Farkle heart. Well, this time I refuse to believe.

Quote from Maya

Zay: Wow. Yours is really something.
Maya: She a lot of work.
Zay: What happens to her when you're home sick?
Maya: Oh, I can never get sick.

Quote from Maya

Farkle: Nineteen minutes and forty-two seconds. You are the worst carwasher in this class.
Maya: Eugh, you mean no one will ever ask me to wash a car for them?
Say it.
Riley: You're a genius.
Maya: Oh, stop.

Zay: He thinks this is math class. Somebody stop him.
You, what's your name?
Farkle: Farkle.
Zay: What'd you call me?
Farkle: My name is Farkle.
Zay: Who would do that to you?

Quote from Maya

Riley: Were you thrown out of school?
Lucas: Yes.
Riley: For a whole year?
Lucas: Yes.
Maya: I finally like you!

Quote from Maya

Maya: It occurs to me you're trying to tell us Ranger Rick was a little different back in Texas.

Quote from Maya

Farkle: The only two who washed the car in six minutes and eight minutes exactly were Riley and-
Maya: Lucas? Was it Lucas? Could it have been Lucas? Lucas?

Quote from Riley

Maya: So you don't want anything to change?
Riley: No, don't like change. Changes fills my pockets with pennies of uncertainty.

Quote from Maya

Maya: You do.
He does.
Cory: Thank you, Maya.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Boy, are you gonna get yelled at, Matthews.
Aw, I missed it. Do it again.

Quote from Auggie

Riley: *Storms in* YOU KNEW!?
Auggie: Well, I'm not gonna beat that.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Don't do it. Put that eraser down and nobody gets hurt.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Okay, new guy's all settled in and there's still class time left, so do it! Do it while I'm still tingling.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Oh, Huckleberry, Huckleberry, whatever bad things you did at your old school, you are still such a Huckleberry.

Quote from Auggie

Riley: I can drive daddy crazy in eight seconds.
Auggie: I can drive mommy crazy in six seconds.
How long does it take Auggie and Riley to drive mommy and daddy crazy together?

Quote from Cory

Farkle: I was wro-.
Cory: Excuse me?
Farkle: I was wro-.
Cory: Well, it takes a big man to admit when he was wro-.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Al washes a car in six minutes. Fred washes the same car in eight minutes.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I teach this way because in my old school I had a very strict teacher.
Zay: He teach history, English or math?
Cory: I don't know.
But in his class, there was no talking. No interruptions.
Zay: So, you didn't like him?
Cory: I loved him.
Farkle: So why don't you teach like him?
Cory: Because I would never try and be like him. I would only fail. I only succeed with you guys if I get my teaching across as effectively as he did.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: You know who I am. I'm Ranger Rick. We rode on a white horse. I asked your father permission just to go on a date with you. Who does that?

Quote from Topanga

Cory: Yes, I did know that Lucas was expelled.
Topanga: What?
Cory: Topanga, you knew this. I told you all about this.
Topanga: Yeah, I know you told me all about this, but I want nothing to do with that.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: You know, normal people consider their home to be a sanctuary from the storm of the outside world. Why can't we be normal people?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Topanga! There could be a significant amount of drama heading in our general direction.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Look, we don't know the story yet. Let's know the story before you go to Riley Town.
Riley: I'm not going to Riley Town. I'm calm.
Maya: I like you better when you're not calm.

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