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Quotes from Me and Mr. Joad

Me and Mr. Joad

'Me and Mr. Joad' - Season 2, Episode 4

Cory's class feels wronged when Mr. Feeny forces them to take a test Mr. Turner said they wouldn't be taking. Inspired by the Grapes of Wrath, Cory and Shawn organize a student strike.

Air Date: October 14, 1994.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: George, you live next door to Matthews?
Mr. Feeny: It's not something I brag about.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Face it guys, Feeny's not going to go away. He's going to be all over your case. You turn around and he's going to be there. ... Now that's scary.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: I realize that all you seventh graders are delicate adolescent flowers just beginning your high school blooming. So I say this with the utmost sensitivity, take this test OR DIE!

Quote from Alan

Mr. Turner: You know you've got a principal living next door?
Alan: It's not something we brag about.

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Turner: No, you didn't go on strike because you didn't have the one thing you need to go on strike. You know what you didn't have?
Shawn: Mob connections.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Mrs. Matthews, Mr. Matthews, I'm Jonathan Turner. I'm Cory's English teacher.
Amy: You wear a helmet?
Mr. Turner: I fall off the desk a lot.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: What about Matthews and Hunter?
Mr. Feeny: Ah, for those two I will have to go nuclear.
Mr. Turner: And that would mean?
Mr. Feeny: I shall call their mommies.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: I can do whatever I want, I have the megaphone.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: Yeah, because if they had done to me -
Mr. Feeny: That's getting old, hot shot.

Mr. Feeny: You know, you seem amused by this show of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Turner: Oh, I am, I gotta say. Because if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
Mr. Feeny: Go to the board and diagram that sentence.
Mr. Turner: I can't.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: I gave them the test. Interestingly they gave it back to me.
Mr. Feeny: Well, of course they did, Earring Boy.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: How do you determine that they know their stuff, Mr. Turner?
Mr. Turner: Because I know my kids, George.
Mr. Feeny: I know my dog but I haven't a clue what he's thinking.
Mr. Turner: You have a dog?
Mr. Feeny: Well, no.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: I don't think that's radical thinking, do you?
Mr. Feeny: Not at all, Mr. Turner. In fact, why don't we just take of all our clothes and run willy nilly through the woods.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: You're a disgrace to the entire back row.

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