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Quotes from Girl Meets the Tell-Tale-Tot

Girl Meets the Tell-Tale-Tot

'Girl Meets the Tell-Tale-Tot' - Season 2, Episode 6

When Riley joins Maya in sneaking out to a college party which Josh is attending, she must cope with the guilt of lying to her parents.

Air Date: June 5, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Maya: First thing we're gonna need is another Riley.
Riley: Why?
Maya: Your parents are going to open the door to check on you, and it needs to look like you're in here.
Riley: Maya, how could it possibly happen where anybody would ever believe that it was actually me under the covers? I mean, who would be dumb enough to fall for- How did I get over there?

Quote from Maya

Maya: No, I'm not going to look back and regret the things I didn't do. I wanna look back and regret the things I did do.

Quote from Maya

Maya: When is this little party, yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care?

Maya: Dear applicant, boing.
Josh: It doesn't say that!
Maya: This year we are only accepting married applicants.
Josh: It doesn't say that!

Quote from Riley

Maya: So, Riley, shouldn't we be, like, heading to school now, since there's nothing here for me of any interest.
Riley: Sure, let's go.
Auggie: Think she'll make it out the door?
Riley: I give her ten seconds before she jumps on his head.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Very exciting, I'm sure. But Riley and I have our own educations to which to attend, to which.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: He called on me, you know.
Zay: I know stuff. I know a lot of stuff. I know stuff about you.
Farkle: You don't know anything about me.
Zay: Boom-boom.
Farkle: Why would you do that?
Zay: Boom-boom.
Farkle: I don't understand. Why are you doing that?
Zay: Boom-BOOM!
Farkle: All through kindergarten, I never fell asleep once. I was faking all my naps. Faking them. I don't know how Maya can just fall asleep anywhere.

Riley: Oh, are we stopping?
Maya: No, we're doing something else now.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Oh, are we stopping?
Maya: I'm not as young as I used to be.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Oh, are we stopping?
Maya: I'm not stopping. I'm resting.

Quote from Maya

Maya: All right, weirdos. Listen up and listen up good. I've got like a minute before he walks through the door.
Riley: Who's coming through the door, Maya?
Maya: Your Uncle Boing.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Thank you, Maya. A lot of work. This doesn't just happen.

Cory: The man who summed up the price of a lie was Edgar Allan Poe in the Tell-Tale Heart. Farkle?
Zay: So, this guy chops somebody up. Hides him in the floor. He's cool for a while, but all of a sudden boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-BOOM! His guilty conscience made him hear the heartbeat from under the floor boards. So he gave himself up. Some people just aren't cut out for this sort of stuff.

Josh: Get off me, you little ferret.

Quote from Maya

Tell-Tale Tot: Let's go, blondie. You and I are going to do a little growing up together.
Maya: We're gonna tell my mother, aren't we?
Tell-Tale Tot: We're gonna tell her about a lot of stuff.
Maya: Yeah, okay. Let's go.
See you guys in a year!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Night-night, fake Riley. I was once as innocent as you. But now all I have to do is climb out that window, and then I am just like this wicked woman over here.

Quote from Riley

Maya: We haven't done anything yet.
Riley: Oh, yeah.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Can I sleep over at your house tonight?
Riley: Yay.
Maya: But not really.
Riley: Oh.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Maya, it's nothing your doing. It's the age difference.
Maya: Three years older. Your dad married your mom, he's like twenty years older.
Cory: We're exactly the same age.
Riley: What?

Quote from Cory

Riley: He counts the tots on everybody's plate to make sure nobody gets more than him.
Cory: That's not what I do. I know one thing for sure about life. Ten tots is one tot too little, and twelve tots is one tot too much.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Where is this little party, yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care?

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: Auggie, what are you doing in here?
Auggie: I'm sleeping over at Riley's. We love each other.
Topanga: Is that okay with Riley? Riley?
Auggie: Mommy, she's really sleepy.
Topanga: Aren't you just the best little brother?
Auggie: You have no idea. Goodnight.
Topanga: Night.
Auggie: I own you now.

Quote from Riley

Maya: That's ridiculous.
Riley: Oh, yeah? Gamma Gamma Nu.
*Sorority girls lift Riley up*
Maya: Give her back.
*Sorority girls return Riley*
Riley: I just pledged.

Quote from Riley

Riley: I wanna talk so bad.
Maya: You don't know what to say. You've never been to a college before.
Riley: Beat Notre-Dame!
*Frat boys take Riley off*
Maya: Give her back.
*Frat boys return Riley with an NYU flag*
Riley: See you at the game, boys. If you talk here, they pick you up and they carry you.

Quote from Maya

Maya: I never wake you up!

Quote from Riley

Riley: But he said it could go until ten o'clock.
Maya: No, it starts at ten.
Riley: It starts at ten? Who even heard of such a thing?
Maya: That bothers you?
Riley: It starts at ten!

Quote from Topanga

Maya: Watch this, Riley.
Mr. Matthews, you're looking good. You wearing your hair different?
Topanga: How would that even be possible?

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