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Girl Meets Rules

'Girl Meets Rules' - Season 2, Episode 7

When Cory is late for class, Maya convinces the class to ignore the rules and act out. As a punishment, Cory gives the whole class detention, but they divide into rule-following and rule-breaking factions, causing chaos. Meanwhile, Ava tries to be nicer to Auggie when she fears she's losing him to a polite girl.

Air Date: June 12, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Cory: Yeah, you're all the same. Detention all of you.
*Riley raises her hand*
What do you want?
Riley: I'm going to be home late today, Daddy.
Cory: I know, honey.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: I think what Mad Dog is saying is, what good is being bad if there's no other kind of people around? I'm Batman.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Hey, Matthews.
Cory: Yeah?
Maya: Next time I'm going to put some war paint on Riley's face.
Cory: Yeah, I'm sure she's counting on it.

Quote from Farkle

Riley: Why can't we all just be one happy society that runs the way I think it should?
Maya: Because you want us all to be you.
Farkle: We're not all you, Riley.
I mean, you know the reason I've never been able to choose between you? Because if it was you all the time, life would be like la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Riley: La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la.
Farkle: And if it was you all the time. Life would be all like, Urgh! Urgh! Descensus in cuniculi cavum. Urgh!
Maya: Urgh!

Quote from Farkle

Riley: I can't believe it. He locked us in.
Farkle: That's fine. I don't have a problem with that. I'm not claustrophobic or anything.
We're trapped. I can't breathe. There's more carbon dioxide than oxygen. The ratio's all wrong.
Maya: Okay, Farkle gotsta go.
Farkle: I gotsta?

Quote from Maya

Cory: The rest of you are going to spend the afternoon thinking about that. With the exception of Lucas the Good.
Lucas: Oh, boy. Is that going to stick?
Maya: I'm already making t-shirts.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Are we getting a sub? I don't want a sub. You don't know where they've been.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Maya, if there's no good kids out here noticing us, then what's the point?
Maya: You questioning my leadership, hop-along?
Lucas: Okay, these names you're calling me are killing my street-cred.
Maya: Aw. And what would you like me to call you?
Lucas: I'd like you to call me Mad Dog.
Maya: You don't seem like a Mad Dog to me.
Lucas: Well, what do I seem like to you?
Maya: You know that lamb that Mary had?
Lucas: I don't like the way that this is going.

Maya: So, you were like me? What changed you?
Janitor Harley: Well, it turns out, there's always two doors. He showed me the other one. It's good to know there's someone like that around.

Quote from Maya

Cory: What about this one here?
Janitor Harley: Maya was the ringleader. Maya was the first one out the door.
Maya: I was without Riley. Without Riley, I may never come back.

Quote from Riley

Cory: What you got?
Janitor Harley: Everyone went nuts. Except for Zippy. Why didn't you go nuts, Zippy?
Riley: I was without Maya. Without Maya, I don't think I'd ever unfold my hands.

Cory: Harley!
Janitor Harley: Right here.
Cory: You watched them?
Janitor Harley: Like a hawk.
Riley: Wait.
Maya: You're with him?
Janitor Harley: Yeah. He's my good kid.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Lucas, I'll get you.
Lucas: Thank you. You know, they call me Mad Dog.
Riley: Of course they do.
Lucas: Would you call me Mad Dog?
Riley: Would you call me Princess Dancing Sunshine?
Lucas: No, I would not.
Riley: Well, there you go.

Quote from Riley

Riley: So, what do you guys want to talk about?
Oh, that's right, you guys don't talk, do you?

Quote from Riley

Riley: Farkle?
Farkle: Hey, what part of "descensus in cuniculi cavum" do you not understand?
Riley: All of it.
Farkle: It means we drop down into the rabbit hole, man.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Eat Riley.
Riley: Okay, but no biting.

Quote from Lucas

Farkle: Guys, what are you looking at? What are you seeing right now?
Lucas: Stop talking, chicken.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Matthews is out. Farkle is down. It's Maya time.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: What if he never shows up? What if I never learn anything else? I'm going down, sir. Oh, he's not even here.

Quote from Cory

Cory: So, how long did it take for you to go full blown Maya?
Maya: Five minutes.
Cory: Five minutes? That's four minutes better than last time.
Maya: So you weren't there this morning?
Cory: Yeah. Subway was late or something.
Maya: Or something.
Cory: You know, Maya, it's a good thing to know I don't always have to be in this room to give my students a test.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Dad, remember that you told us that people change people?
Cory: Secret of life.
Maya: Well, when you're not around those people. How do you keep from changing back?
Cory: You went a little wild, did you?
Maya: Whatever I've got is strong in me, Matthews.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: I never thought I'd say this, but she is really starting to grow on me.
Auggie: Really? Because I decided, if you still didn't like her, I was never going to see her again. Because your happiness is more important than anything to me.
Topanga: Oh, honey.
Auggie: How was that?

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Everyone else is in detention. I'm finally cool and nobody notices.

Janitor Harley: What are you doing in here? They're having a lot more fun out there.
Riley: We're in detention, Janitor Harley.
Janitor Harley: How about that? Little Zippy crossed the line.

Quote from Riley

Riley: But you know we're good people most of the time, don't you, Daddy? Daddy? You're my Daddy.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Someone had the idea to put me in a bag. Did you hear about that?
Maya: Really? Well, you know, there's some bad kids out there.

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