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Fear Strikes Out

'Fear Strikes Out' - Season 2, Episode 9

Cory and Shawn attend their first makeout party, but Eric's bad advice for Cory leads him to strike out.

Air Date: November 18, 1994.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Turner, we are not in high school. ... Well, actually we are. But we're teachers, you fool.

Quote from Topanga

Shawn: Deny everything. Hey, you were in a closet. Who else knows what actually went on in there?
Topanga: Just because he didn't kiss me doesn't mean he's some kind of freak.
Cory: No. No! Make her stop!
Topanga: Look, all of you. Any guy can just crawl in a closet and kiss a girl, but Cory's different, because he is a really nice boy.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I'm too cute to stay home.

Quote from Cory

Cory: That's me. Maybe he'll pick me twice and I can go into the closet with myself.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: He is extremely cautious. He always wears his helmet when he's on his motorcycle.
Ms Tompkins: Oh, is that his Harley out in the parking lot?
Mr. Feeny: No, it's mine.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Oh, I love poetry now. In fact, I'm thinkin' of becoming a poet.
There once was a boy named Cory-
Eric: who now has an interesting story.
Cory: He learned about kissing -
Eric: and all he was missing
Shawn: when he and Topanga made out!
Cory: Shawn, can you say "summer school"?

Cory: Harley, you go to poetry readings?
Harley Keiner: What, you don't think I'm a sensitive guy? I should slap you around for that.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Hey, look. Uh, they've got "cap-noo-see-no".
Topanga: I'd love a double decaf latte with skim milk.
Cory: Clearly you have knowledge of other worlds.

Quote from Alan

Alan: Eric, look. You're not in any trouble here. We want to know what you said so we know what to say to him to make him feel better.
Eric: Oh, OK. I told him how scary it was gonna be to kiss a girl.
Alan:And he bought it?
Eric: Oh, he totally freaked out. I was just playin' with his head. I mean, you know.
Alan: Oh, man. You are in such trouble.
Eric: But you said before that I wasn't gonna--
Alan: I was just playing with your head.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Awkward? Mom, this wasn't awkward. Losing your gym shorts while climbing the rope, that is awkward. And it burns!
This was beyond humiliation way beyond. This was this was agoobwa.
Alan: Agoobwa?
Cory: It was so bad, I had to invent a word for it.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: I've sunk so low that even teachers feel sorry for me.
Shawn: Look, in situations like this, it's like my uncle Ralph always says, "It's not what you did. It's what they can pin on you."

Quote from Alan

Amy: So did you kiss anybody tonight?
Cory: Mom!
Alan: Amy, whoa. Step away from your son, please.
Amy: Why?
Alan: You can't do that to a guy.
Amy: Oh, he's not a guy. He's my baby.
Alan: Oh, please, please, please. Have mercy on the boy, will ya? How do I put this? Do you want grandchildren? Huh? Well, then, don't talk like that to your son. Go on, get out of here. Give the boy some privacy.

Quote from Cory

Cory: How come you're being so cool about this?
Topanga: I don't know. Because you're nice.
Cory: Great. Twist the knife.
Topanga: I meant it as a compliment!
Cory: Guys don't wanna be nice. We wanna be you know, tough, and good with appliances, and good kissers.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Cory, chill. You're gonna be fine. And you know why? 'Cause right up until the second you go into that closet, I'm right here with you, no matter what. 'Cause it's Cory and Shawn, Shawn and Cory.
Alvin: Shawn and Melanie.
Shawn: See ya!

Quote from Eric

Eric: Look, I'm just concerned you're not prepared for the make out party tonight.
Cory: I know how to kiss.
Eric: You think it's that simple? I mean, what happened if she has braces? What happens if your noses hit? What if a hanger hooks you like a large-mouthed bass? Do you even know what to do with your hands?

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: You said "Miss." You didn't say "Ms." or "Mrs." That was an "iss," as in "Iss must be my lucky day.
Mr. Feeny: She is, indeed, single. She is also highly intelligent.
Mr. Turner: That's OK.
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Turner, I frown upon faculty becoming involved with faculty.
Mr. Turner: Then it's not a policy. It's just a facial expression.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Oh, that's Miss Tompkins. She replaced Edwina Munsey in our social studies department mercifully.
Mr. Turner: Did you hire her, George?
Mr. Feeny: Yes, I did.
Mr. Turner: Attaboy!
Mr. Feeny: Take a shower, son.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: George, George, George!
Mr. Feeny: What?
Mr. Turner: Who dat? Don't look, don't look! Now look.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: What are you doing?
Cory: Lip-ups. I want to be in shape. I want to go the distance.

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