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Girl Meets the New Teacher

'Girl Meets the New Teacher' - Season 2, Episode 10

When a new English teacher starts work at the school and teaches unconventional lessons with comic books, the principal is unhappy with her modern style of teaching. After Cory defends the cool teacher and her unorthodox lessons, he gets in trouble too and must call on the support of an old friend who knows a thing or two about being the cool teacher.

Air Date: July 17, 2015.

Quote from Maya

Mr. Turner: Now I'd prefer somebody who is unfamiliar with the material. Somebody who is notoriously unteachable.
Maya: How you doin'?

Quote from Cory

Farkle: Farkle goes first. Farkle always goes first!
Mr. Turner: Stuart Minkus's kid?
Cory: Yeah.
Mr. Turner: Super genius?
Cory: Out of space.
Mr. Turner: Real human boy?
Cory: We're not sure yet.

Quote from Cory

Mr. Turner: That has to be preparation that a teacher puts into a lesson plan and what the students take from it.
Cory, what are you teaching today?
Cory: I don't know. I'm probably making something up.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: What's the difference between the two?
Cory: Well, one has superpowers and one doesn't.
Topanga: Well, how can that be a fair fight? I mean, that's like a fight between you and me.
Cory: I know.

Quote from Cory

Riley: Why, what happened to you guys?
Topanga: Well, we had a pretty cool teacher once.
Riley: Feeny!
Topanga: No, we actually had one other teacher.
Maya: Did that teacher get along with the principal?
Topanga: Feeny was the principal.
Auggie: Feeny taught you every year and was also your principal?
Cory: Yes.
Auggie: That would never happen today.
Cory: We'll see.

Quote from Maya

Lucas: You got a bike that goes with that outfit?
Harper: 1800CC, twin-cam, fat-bob, duel-tank, wide glide. What do you ride?
Riley: He rode a sheep.
Maya: 62 lb, quad-hoof, white-fleece, kind you count before you fall asleep, baa baa.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Topanga: You gave me an A- once.
Cory: Topanga!
Topanga: I want you to change it.
Mr. Turner: Okay.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Maya: So word has it that you took care of Shawn Hunter?
Mr. Turner: Yeah, I did. His dad was a little off and on. No kid should have that.
Maya: Yeah. Did you care about him, though? I mean, you weren't his real father.
Mr. Turner: No, I wasn't.
Maya: But was it possible for you to-
Mr. Turner: Yes, Maya. I loved him like a son. I still do.
Maya: That's good.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Hey, Matthews, I know it was you that chose Harper for these kids. Is that maybe because maybe she, uh, reminded you of someone?
Cory: No.
Mr. Turner: Okay.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Does anyone understand the significance of Harper's name in regards to the author of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Maya: Harper's first name is Charles Twain.
Mr. Turner: You're doing a bang up job with her, Matthews.

Quote from Cory

Mr. Turner: There's a pretty cool bike parked next to your sensible sedan.
What, what, did you buy that from Feeny?
Cory: Well, it only had four miles on it!
The roll-up windows are a real work out.

Harper: This story's a continuation based on an original series of characters. Do you guys know what that means?
Whole class: Yes!

Quote from Riley

Cory: Miss Burgess is here to teach you about great books and great ideas. Please give her the same respect you give me.
Riley: Aww, we can do better than that.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Sometimes you can beat Superman.
Harper: Very good, Maya. You get an A.
Maya: This new teacher's out to ruin my reputation.

Quote from Maya

Harper: I hope you learned something, girls.
Riley: I learn something all the time.
Maya: I come here because my apartment leaks.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Yancy can't fire you. According to statute 3028, teacher dismissals have to come from the state.
Riley: Mom, do you know everything?
Topanga: Yeah.

Quote from Topanga

Riley: Dad?
Cory: Yeah?
Riley: Thank you for being a good teacher.
Maya: Yeah, thanks.
Cory: Boy, there's nothing better than hearing that from your students.
Mr. Turner-
Topanga: Thank you for being a good teacher.
Cory: Yeah, thanks.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Auggie: Is this one of your teachers, mommy?
Topanga: Yeah. Mr. Turner helped teach me everything I know.
Auggie: She knows everything.
Mr. Turner: I know.
Auggie: Was my daddy a good student?
Mr. Turner: He was a wonderful student.
Topanga: Why would you lie to my kid?
Mr. Turner: He tried his best.
Topanga: Why would you like to my kid?
Mr. Turner: He was so bad he became a teacher so he could go back to school again.

Quote from Riley

Auggie: Okay, Riley, I finished this Archie comic you gave me.
Riley: I wanted to start him on the road to good books.
Maya: What'd you learn from it Augs?
Auggie: Well, this dark-haired girl and this blond girl both like the same boy, and they all stay best friends. Could that really happen?
Riley: Na.
Maya: Okay.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: You did that in two days?
Harper: They're smarter than they want us to know.
Mr. Turner: She did that in two days.
Shape up, Matthews.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Not you Riley.
Maya: I only looked at the pictures.
Riley: I looked at the words.
Cory: It's a duet!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Hi.
Mr. Turner: Hi.
Riley: We love Harper. Do you understand, Uncle Jon?
Principal Yancy: Real uncle or do you just call him that?
Riley: He comes over like a million times a week.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Look, Yancy, I'll observe Harper's class, make my decision on her. I made my decision on Matthews long ago. I hired him, you know.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Harper: Isn't this the one about understanding that people turn out pretty good if you give them a chance?
Mr. Turner: Don't ask me. I read comic books.

Quote from Cory

Mr. Turner: Cory you were listening!
Cory: How could I not? You wore a leather jacket to work every day. You taught comic books. And you rode to work on a motorcycle.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Mr. Turner and I go back a bit.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Okay. So why do I have to do anything?

Quote from Maya

Maya: So Mr. Matthews is safe?
Cory: Aww, Maya, you care.
Maya: No. I just haven't spoken yet.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Board of education?
I do believe I am.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Am I supposed to ask you now?
Maya: That would certainly keep this going, so...
Riley: Maya?
Maya: Yes?
Riley: Do you have any idea what you want to be when you grow up?
Maya: No. But, being a teacher might be cooler than I thought.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Riley, stop me right now.
Riley: From what?
Maya: I can't like a teacher. I'm Maya.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: This looks like a comic book.
Cory: Yes!
Topanga: Didn't we have a teacher who taught us-
Cory: Yes!
Topanga: Tell me more about this new English teacher.
Riley: Motorcycle.
Maya: Leather jacket.
Topanga: Sounds familiar.
Weren't you on the committee to hire the new English teacher?
Cory: Yes!

Quote from Cory

Cory: Now, he left a letter here that expressed his feelings.
"Dear you little -" Okay, I can't read this.

Quote from Cory

Cory: You know how you thought there might be trouble between Yancy and the new teacher?
Topanga: The young idealist who was gonna win him over?
Cory: She didn't, so much.
Topanga: But you defended her, so Yancy fired you?
Cory: So much.

Quote from Auggie

Topanga: How was everybody's day today?
Auggie: It was good day. And then my friends treated me nicely. And then my teacher measured me. And I'm growing. And then Jenny Lewis loves me.
Topanga: Wait a minute! This already happened.
Auggie: Yeah, I'm out of stuff.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: What a kid taught is what a kid becomes.

Quote from Riley

Riley: You know what else is cool? Uncle John used to take care of Shawn when he was younger.
Maya: You don't say?
Riley: I do say.
And my dad said they were really good for each other.

Quote from Lucas

Mr. Turner: Thanks for telling the truth.
Lucas: Yep, I can't help myself.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: Right up until the day the bike and I both got totalled.
But, things happen for a reason.
I married my nurse!
Principal Yancy: Aww, you fell in love with her?
Mr. Turner: Na, in case it ever happens again.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Turner: So I hear you want to dismiss a couple of educators, Yancy?
Principal Yancy: She's here one day and she's teaching comic books!
Mr. Turner: My first day I taught the X-Men.
Principal Yancy: That's funny!
Oh, no!

Quote from Cory

Cory: He's right. Nothing new happened at all.
Riley: Dad got fired today.
Cory: Well, there's that.

Quote from Riley

Riley: You know, I don't want Harper-
Maya: -Batman-
Riley: -to lose.

Quote from Riley

Cory: Yancy has a lot of power. He's like - Who's a guy with a lot of power, girls?
Riley: Superman.
Maya: Whoa.
Riley: Then Harper's like-
Maya: Batman!
Riley: Whoa!

Quote from Cory

Riley: Principal Yancy doesn't like her very much.
Topanga: She's a young idealist. You think she's going to win him over?
Cory: I'm just looking for a little action.

Harper: Stop it. You're not supposed to like a teacher. You're Maya.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Harper?
Harper: Yes.
Farkle: I just wanted to see if it would work.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Not all history repeats, Cory.

Quote from Farkle

Principal Yancy: Study hall. All of you. Except Farkle. You go sit in a garbage can.
Farkle: Yay!

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