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Girl Meets Fish

'Girl Meets Fish' - Season 2, Episode 11

When it's finally Riley's turn to take the class fish home for the weekend, the fish dies as soon as she's handed over to Riley. Auggie, who cares a lot for the fish, is inspired by his favorite TV show to solve the mystery of whodunnit.

Air Date: July 24, 2015.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: It was impossible. Impossible, I tells ya'.

Quote from Cory

Riley: This goldfish is going to live fifteen years.
Cory: Why's that?
Maya: Because there's supposed to be that much life in her.
Lucas: And everything alive deserves to be-
Farkle: -cared for the right way.
Cory: Very good. Oh, by the way!
Riley and Maya: I knew it!
Cory: Permission slips for the class retreat. We're going to the Berkshire Mountains this year. I want you to all watch out for each other. Let's bring everybody home, safe and sound. You think you can do that?
Yeah, I think you can, too.

Quote from Riley

Riley: So, what about those beans?
Lucas: I don't have any beans.
Riley: Then sing like a canary.
Lucas: I don't sing so good.
Riley: Then let the cat out of the bag.
Lucas: I'm more of dog person.
Riley: Aww, me too.

Quote from Lucas

Phil: You gonna keep this one alive, Bird Bath?
*Lucas laughs*
Phil: What you laughing at, slugger?
Lucas: Nothing.

Quote from Lucas

Riley: Lucas, you ran the bases?
Lucas: I had to. Otherwise she died for nothing.

Quote from Riley

Auggie: Okay, Lucas. Spill it.
Lucas: Spill what?
Auggie: The beans.
Lucas: What does that mean?
Riley: It's what Owl Detective says.
Lucas: Thank you, Riley.
Riley: You're welcome, I'm sure.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: So, this is the hot seat, huh?
Ava: It is when you're in it, Big Boy.
Auggie: Ava!
Riley: Lucas!
Lucas: Me?

Quote from Riley

Phil: Maya!
Maya: Phil.
Riley: Oh, you two know each other?
Phil: Actually, I'm familiar with your whole class.
Riley: Oh. Do you have a son or daughter at John Q Adams?
Phil: Well, you might say I have a whole school of kids at John Q Adams.
Riley: What a random and curious comment to make, Fish Store Phil.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Riley, they're goldfish. We're kids. Kids are the natural enemy of goldfish and the natural meal ticket of Fish Store Phil who makes a fortune off of us.
Riley: How can he make a fortune, Maya? They cost a dollar each.
Maya: He sells them to every kid in every school in every class in the tri-state area.
You do the math! 'cause you know me and math.

Quote from Farkle

Auggie: Hey, Farkle, did you go to Phil's Fish Store?
Farkle: Why would you ask me that, Auggie? Why would you think that? Why would you say that? Why?

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: This wraps up the case of the Fish Who Ate The Graham Cracker. Now that I heard the name of the case, I guess I should have known what happened.

Quote from Auggie

Ava: Auggie, you can't feed a fish, graham crackers.
Auggie: Can't?
Ava: No!
Auggie: Well, this seems like the real problem.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Okay, you're all free to go.
Don't nobody leave town.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: I took Chelsea to the bird bath. She looked like she was having such a great time. I didn't think anything when the first bird sat on the telephone wire. Before you knew it, I couldn't see the sky any more.
Did you know goldfish can scream?
Riley: They can't.
Farkle: Then it was me! I scream like a goldfish.

Quote from Riley

Phil: Okay, we'll go that way. Uh, young lady, how would you like to watch your goldfish loved one swim to that great fish bowl in the sky?
Riley: I would like that very much, Fish Store Phil. Yes. How does she get there?
Phil: Well, the 4:15 express is leaving right now.
Riley: Get her on it. Get her on it.
Maya: Close your eyes with me, Riley. Let's bow our heads.
Riley: Of course.
What was that?
Maya: That was the sound of Chelsea's fish soul swimming up to fish heaven.
Riley: But it sounded a lot like a toilet.

Phil: Oh, she doesn't -
Maya: No, this one's very trusting and sensitive.
Phil: Oh, I like people like that. Do you got your own debit card, young lady?
Maya: Phil!
Phil: I'm sorry.

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: The other woman in my life. Some call her Topanga. I call her mommy.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Okay, Riley. She's all yours. Now, all you have to do is feed her once a day, and every once in a while you throw her a compliment.
Topanga: You are talking about the fish, right?
Cory: No.

Quote from Maya

Maya: All right. How many of you knocked off a fish?
How many fish you all knocked off?
Riley: Et tu, Yogi?
Maya: No, he ate three.

Quote from Auggie

Maya: You'll never break me, Auggie.
Auggie: Oh, you'll blink first.
Maya: What makes you so sure?
Auggie: I'm an owl.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: I was too ashamed to tell you about our trip to the Empire State Building. I took her all the way up and sat her on the ledge. And I said lean back a little. And she listened to me.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: And surprisingly, as smart as I am, you would think I'd have learnt the lesson not to put the fish in a bird bath. This one I put in my cat's water dish.

Quote from Farkle

Auggie: I want to talk to Farkle, first.
Farkle: Why? 'cause you think I'll crack? Well, I'm not the one who's gonna crack, pally boy. It's gonna take a lot better than you to crack me.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Chelsea is replaced. So ends the long, glorious reign of Chelsea the first. Long live Chelsea 2.

Quote from Maya

Riley: What will happen to her now?
Phil: Oh, she'll go in the potty.
Riley: The potty?
Maya: Whoop, whoop. The potty!

Quote from Riley

Riley: It's our class goldfish, Chelsea. She made it through the whole year. Right up until it my turn to take her home. And then she- And then she-
Is she dead? Because she's either dead or she's so, so very tired.
Can you wake her up, Fish Store Phil?

Quote from Auggie

Auggie: Elementary, my dear Farkle. There's a new castle in the bowl.
Lucas: Very impressive, Auggie.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: It's Chelsea. It is.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Then it's as good as done. You know I am fantastic with pets.
Auggie: Mr. Puffles.
Riley: That was sad.

Quote from Topanga

Auggie: I fed Chelsea graham crackers.
Topanga: Maybe that wasn't it?
Ava: Oh, it was it.
Topanga: Ava!
Farkle: She's right. Graham crackers expand in water.
Topanga: Farkle!
Lucas: He's right. So the crumbs expanded in her.
Topanga: Lucas!
Maya: He's right.
Topanga: Maya!

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