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Girl Meets Yearbook

'Girl Meets Yearbook' - Season 2, Episode 12

The kids aren't satisfied with what they've been voted "Most Likely" for in the school yearbook, and take matters into their own hands to change it.

Air Date: August 7, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Riley: There is no more Riley. My name is Morosha M. Black.
Topanga: What does the M stand for?
Riley: Morosha.
Topanga: Poor dark thing, you.

Quote from Maya

Riley: Iceland is a land of ice.
Cory: Wrong.
Maya: And Greenland is a land of green.
Cory: Wrong.
Maya: Then who cares? Stupid countries don't even know who they are, stupid countries.

Quote from Lucas

Maya: What'd you get, Huckleberry?
Lucas: I got "Most Likely to be Okay With Anything That Ever Happens."
Maya: How do you feel about that?
Lucas: Well, actually I'm okay it - Oh!

Quote from Maya

Riley: Wow, there is a lot of light in this world.
Maya: If you let it in, yeah. You know who taught me that?
Riley: Me.
Maya: The real you, yeah.

Topanga: Coming to terms with your identity can be so difficult at their age.
Katy: Well, I went through it. I'm sure you and Cory went through it.
Topanga: Yeah. I was weird. Cory was celery.

Topanga: Okay, do Cory. He has to choose between me and Shawn. Go.
Katy: Shawn.

Katy: I love today. Today is even better than yesterday. And yesterday was the best day ever! I'd think about tomorrow but I am afraid I'd burst into sparkles.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Pay no attention to the bunny night light.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: Riley, I came over to check on you because, well, I kinda expected this.
Donnie Barnes, regular guy.
Riley: Morosha M. Black.

Quote from Riley

Maya: You snap out of it.
Riley: And do what? Smile myself to death? Riley's gone. Everybody else is right. I'm wasting my life and I'm tired of being chip, chip, chipper.

Quote from Riley

Riley: And nothing anybody else says is going to make me feel any different.
Yindra: Hey, Maya, Lucas. Congratulations on winning favorite couple.
Riley: I feel different.

Quote from Farkle

Riley: How does this stuff even get in here? We're the editors.
Farkle: Wow, we must have very poor quality control.

Quote from Riley

Lucas: Hey, Riley won "Most Likely to Smile Herself to Death".
Riley: Aww, well, who wouldn't want to go that way? I mean, when the time comes, why you gotta be a gloomy Gus?

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: You don't have to call me Donnie Barnes. I made that up. My name is Farkle Minkus. I'm growing up. And I don't know what's going to happen next. But you guys are my best friends, so deal with it.

Quote from Cory

Maya: Don't worry, daddy. I'm going to fix everybody right up.
Cory: Argh!

Quote from Maya

Maya: Lollipops and circuses and things that rhyme with that.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Knowing you is so hard.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Are you going to do something? Because this is where you do something, right. Are you going to do something? Is there a lesson? You got a lesson? Is there a lesson?

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: How will you be remembered?
Maya: Did they do it to you again?
Lucas: "Most likely to be Farkle: Farkle."

Quote from Lucas

Farkle: Guess what, you took another nice picture, you freak!
Lucas: Thanks, Farkle.

Quote from Maya

Riley: I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. I have a dark side.
Maya: Let me see your dark side face.
Maya and Lucas: Awww.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Aww, Lucas, you're a very sweet guy. That's why I always liked you since I fell onto your lap on the subway. It's why we should have been favorite couple. Because we're so much alike. You know, it's like we're two sunshiney people from the same sunshiney family. That's why I like you so much. It's like you're my brother.
Oh.
It's like he's your-
Riley: What?
Maya: Wow.
Riley: What just happened?
Maya: Nothing. Nothing happened. I don't want to be Riley any more. Only you're Riley. I'm Maya.
We don't care what you say. We're not crashing our ships. Come back. Come back right now.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Maya, you're the most secure person in this classroom. You have a great life. Why would you change? Okay, not great life. Your family life could be, you know, better. But at least at school you're here a lot.

Maya: Mom, I need your help.
Katy: Oh, I don't think I've ever heard more beautiful words come out of that little face.

Quote from Riley

Maya: I have no interest living in a world without Riley and Farkle. And I'm not going anywhere until you to come back, you hear me?
Farkle: Maya, the people you knew aren't here any more.
Maya: Then can you please tell me where I can find them?
Riley: They're in the yearbook. Keep in touch and have an awesome summer.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Hey, Riley, funny question. Have you seen everything black I own?

Quote from Riley

Maya: Would you stop smiling?
Riley: I'm not smiling, Maya. This is my upset face.
This is smiling.

Quote from Cory

Cory: If you end this with Iceland or Greenland, I'll give you an A on the report right now. Because you are the only one in here I recognize.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: What the?
Riley: Life is what we do between nothings.
Lucas: Is this a New York thing or what is this?

Lucas: How is that possible?
Maya: How could anybody ever see me and Lucas as a couple?
Yindra: Everybody does.
Riley: But we're so much alike.
Darby: And they're so different.
Riley: But we're like a summer rain.
Sarah: And they're like fire.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: This is me now.
Riley: Farkle?
Farkle: No, Farkle's gone. You will never see him again.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Okay, I'm out.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: Iceland and Greenland. What do you think about them, Mr. Barnes?
Farkle: When I look like this, I don't have to think, right, Lucas?
Lucas: Dude, I won the scholar athlete award.
Farkle: Ooh, nerd alert!

Quote from Farkle

Cory: Okay. What'd we got here?
Farkle: I'm Donnie Barnes.
Maya: Really, Farkle, of all the names in the world you could pick for another personality, you choose Donnie Barnes?
Farkle: You don't get it, do you? I'm Donnie Barnes, Regular Guy!
Cory: I'd see that movie.
Farkle: Donnie Barnes is the real me. Farkle Minkus is my goofy other personality.

Quote from Farkle

Lucas: Okay, Farkle. Who are you? I want to know the new rules.
Farkle: I'm finding out who I am.
Lucas: You know who you are. You have your own category named after you.
Farkle: What's a Farkle anyway?
Lucas: A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend there could be. I think everyone should have one. But they don't, and I do. And I never want him to go away.
Farkle: A Farkle is a nerdy, little scientist genius.
Lucas: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Farkle: Is it?
Lucas: No. Not to me, and not to the people who truly care about you.
Farkle: So it's okay if I stay the scientist I am?
Lucas: Yes.
Farkle: And you'll allow me to run some tests?
Lucas: What kind of tests?
Farkle: In order for a living organism to thrive, it needs to be allowed to grow.
Lucas: I hear you.
Farkle: I may not wear my turtlenecks every day.
Lucas: I'll miss 'em. You still want to take over the world?
Farkle: I want to take over myself first. But then yeah, the world.
Lucas: Well, I'm right here next to you.
Farkle: Thanks. I never want that to change.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Nothing we do matters.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Oh, dark Riley's really scraping the bottom of the Halloween barrel now, isn't she?
Riley: You didn't teach me enough bad things.
Topanga: I'm sorry, honey.

Quote from Riley

Katy: You want to be Riley Matthews? You gotta get inside her soul.
Riley: My soul motel has no vacancy. It is fully occupied by scary Jack-o'-lanterns and candy corn.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: I feel ya. Lets say you and I play by our own rules.
Riley: Shall we sit and ponder on the ridiculous futility of caring?
Farkle: Let's do it.
Riley: You get me.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Knock knock.
Maya: Who's there?
Farkle: I'm Donnie Barnes.
Maya: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really miss "Ladies!"
Farkle: That's a catchphrase. And Donnie Barnes don't need no stinking catchphrase. You know why? I'm Donnie Barnes.

Quote from Riley

Maya: You open this window right now.
Riley: I wish to be alone.
Maya: Ring power!
Riley: Curses!

Quote from Riley

Riley: Daddy, remember when you told me not to react?
Cory: Yes.
Riley: I'm gonna react.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: I come from Vikings.
Lucas: You do?
Farkle: You don't know me.

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