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Girl Meets Semi-Formal

'Girl Meets Semi-Formal' - Season 2, Episode 13

After ten months of waiting for Lucas to ask her to the school semi-formal dance, Riley is finally asked out - by another classmate. Riley is torn of whether to go with Charlie or Lucas, so she invents an excuse for why she can't go to the dance. Meanwhile, Eric is in town to meet a representative of an evil business that is trying to buy his vote, leading to an encounter with an old friend

Air Date: August 14, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Riley: It's this weekend. Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal.
We're Riley and Lucas, aren't we, Maya?
Maya: I don't know any more. Just tell me what to say.
Riley: It's all over the front of my notebook. Riley hearts Lucas forever.
Maya: What's on the back of your notebook?
Riley: Riley and Lucas, we're just Friends.

Quote from Riley

Cory: You've been in here six hours.
Topanga: We don't hear any talking.
Riley: The bay window's broken.

Quote from Maya

Maya: There's nothing but time. If he doesn't ask you by the week before, I'll look at you like this and say, "you've got a problem".
Riley: You know, you look at me like that a lot.
Maya: Well, you got a lot of problems.
Riley: I do.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Stop planning your life so far in advance.
Riley: I'm not. When the time comes, I want my ashes scattered over-
Maya: Lucas? Is it Lucas?

Quote from Lucas

Maya: Why would you be dancing with me if you're officially a huckleberry?
Lucas: No, I'm not dancing with you.

Quote from Jack

Eric: Here we are.
Jack: Are you kidding me? You brought me to a school dance?
Eric: No, Jack. I brought you back in time. See look, there's Feeny.
Jack: Cory!
Cory: Jack?
Jack: 'sup, buddy.
Cory: How's life treating you?
Jack: Well, you know, I'm at a middle-school dance and your brother's my date.
Cory: So nothing's changed.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Riley, dance?
Riley: Absolutely-
Maya: No, no, no, no, no, no. Riley's busy. I'll dance with you.
Farkle: That works for me. You're Riley or Maya.

Quote from Eric

Jack: Remember when we were kids and the toughest choice we had was which one of us was going to end up with Rachel?
Eric: Rachel!

Quote from Eric

Jack: You know all about me, huh?
Eric: I know what all my friends are doing.

Quote from Eric

Jack: You're still an idiot genius, aren't you?
Eric: Jack Hunter joined the Peace Corps with Rachel McGuire. She stayed, you left and joined an evil company, and you haven't been the same since.

Quote from Eric

Jack: What's up, buddy?
Eric: Jack!
Jack: How you doin'?
Eric: I'm a senator, now. Did you hear?
Jack: Yeah, it's the end of the world!
Eric: Probably.

Quote from Maya

Maya: I'm so proud of her. She's obviously had a good bad influence. Well, Riley's gotten herself out of this mess. What could possibly go wrong now?

Quote from Cory

Eric: Not sure you're aware of this, but there's a lot of people out there that'd like to do me harm.
Cory: And in here.

Quote from Maya

*Maya slams her locker door shut*
Cory: Argh!
Riley: Why does he keep doing that?
Maya: Lockers, blackboard, chalk, chalk dust, your daddy.
Riley: How long are you gonna keep doing it?
Maya: Till he comes out.
Cory: *Comes out in a cloud of chalk dust* Puh.
*Cory chases Maya*
Maya: Okay, I'm done!

Quote from Cory

Cory: Can anyone here tell me what etiquette is?
*Maya raises her hand*
Cory: No, you can't.

Quote from Maya

Maya: When we last left our hero, she said she'd go to the dance with Charlie Gardner.
Charlie: That's me.
Maya: *giggles* Oh, Charlie.

Quote from Maya

Maya: Meet Riley, a swell gal who finds herself in quite the pickle. What will she do? What will she do?

Quote from Maya

Video Narrator: Now, let's meet your best gal, Sally, who, since you're a gentleman, you asked to the dance at least ten months in advance.
Riley: Billy gets it!
Maya: Billy's dead and all of his friends are dead, too. Except one. No, wait, now he's dead, too.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Hi, I'm Senator Eric Matthews, and this is my niche, Riley, and her friend, Mayonnaise.
Maya: You're not even trying any more.
Eric: When I was a kid like them, there used to be polar bears all over New York City. But now because of, uh-oh we broke the earth, these bears have been forced to move to places their travel agents told them were colder, but aren't any more.
Help me make the right decisions. Let's make the world cold where it's supposed to be.
It's the warm thing to do.
This message is brought to you by my heart.

Quote from Eric

Jack: Man, keeping you around was always the best choice I ever made, wasn't it?
Eric: Yeah, I gotta go.

Quote from Jack

Jack: Dad?
This is your daughter?
Riley: Hi.
Jack: Hi.
Riley: I'm Riley.
Jack: Hi, Riley. It's a pleasure to meet you.
What is it like having a daughter, man?
Riley: How do you love two people, differently?
Cory: Jack, you want to know what it's like having a daughter. Why don't you take this one?

Quote from Eric

Eric: 92!
That's why all the polar bears left. I am the one who global warmed them.

Quote from Riley

Riley: All right, I'll go. What color goes with shame?

Quote from Riley

Maya: Riley didn't do anything wrong.
Topanga: No?
Maya: I think she's just confused about how she's supposed to feel.
Riley: How am I supposed to feel, Maya? I like Lucas, don't I? You were me. How did I feel when you were me? What are me and Lucas?
Maya: Just tell me what to say.
Riley: You know something. Tell me.

Quote from Eric

Eric: You know what I'm doing right now? Come on, sit down.
I'm actually senatoring right now.
I'm waiting for some evil guy from some evil company who's going to come in and try to sleaze his way into my pocket to buy my vote.
Jack: Really? Why would he do that?
Eric: Because the other company is really environmentally concious and they save the polar bears. But the evil company is scum who turns clean water into dirty water and hires good looking employees with pocket squares and hair that goes swoosh to hide their company's evil faces.

Quote from Jack

Eric: So, what are you doing here?
Jack: What, I need a reason to see my friend?
Eric: So we're still friends? Because I haven't seen you in a really long time.
Jack: Not a day goes by that your voice still isn't inside my head.
No matter what I do.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Why, Agent LaChance, this might just be the start of the best friendship since -
Jack, who was that guy I used to know?

Quote from Riley

Lucas: Oh, Charlie, you may not know this, but Riley and I kind of have an unofficial thing going.
Charlie: Yeah, but I've been tracking this thing all year. And I've seen both sides of her notebook.
Lucas: You let him see your notebook?
Riley: (softly) It was only one time.

Cory: I'm sorry you got stuck with him.
Security Guard: Actually, he's the smartest senator I've ever worked with.
Ask him why he's here, Undapants.

Quote from Eric

Security Guard: I've told you several times, senator. I keep saying secret service, and you keep saying "I'll have the hummus."
Eric: And I never got my hummus.
Security Guard: I'm not room service. I'm secret service.
Eric: I haven't eaten in three days.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Plus, ever since I was elected, some guy's been stalking me.
Oh, he's walking through oorway-day.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Time to make some choices, Billy. Simple enough for you, Billy?

Video Narrator: Look how Billy holds the door open for Sally, so she won't develop unsightly arm muscles. Now that's etiquette.

Quote from Riley

Maya: How you enjoying the picture show, Sally?
Riley: Life is so much simpler in black and white.

Quote from Riley

Riley: You and me, Sally, front of the notebook, baby!

Quote from Farkle

Riley: I just want to be asked to the dance.
Farkle: You want to go to the dance?
Riley: No.
Farkle: Oh, you've seen my play.

Video Narrator: But today we're here to talk about the biggest night in a young person's life, the semi-formal. Billy's been looking forward to this all year. Isn't that right, Billy?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, Billy.
Because you know who hangs out at dances? Your old friends polio, typhoid and the devil.

Quote from Jack

Jack: Oh, buddy.
Well, there was once this girl who had to make a choice between Eric and me.
She liked me as a boyfriend-
Eric: And she liked me-
Riley: How? How did she like you?
Eric: She liked me as a brother.
Riley: Are you two still friends?
Jack: You know what, I haven't seen her in a really long time.
Riley: Are you two still friends?
Eric: Yeah, we talk all the time. She and I are still great friends.
Jack: Keep your friends around as long as you can. That's the best choice you can make.

Quote from Riley

Eric: I wanted to bring him back to a time when life was a little less complicated.
Riley: I thought it was either going to be the front of my notebook or the back of my notebook, but now there's another guy so I think I'm gonna need to get a whole new notebook, because Maya won't tell me how I feel. Adults have it easy, Dad, all you have to decide is what to have for dinner and what to put the thermostat at.

Quote from Maya

Maya: What Riley will realize immediately is that her father is one of the chaperones of the dance.

Quote from Eric

Eric: So, ladies and gentleman, all the way from Kangaroo Town, Sheppard.

Riley: Wait a minute. What do I do here?
Lucas: Oh, well, that's up to you, Riley.
Charlie: Yeah, why make it easy for you?

Quote from Riley

Riley: Oh, this is my punishment. My parents are smart.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: I just naturally assumed we were going together.
Riley: What?
Lucas: I thought we were going together. I should have asked.
Riley: What?
Lucas: I'm sorry you can't go.

Riley: Charlie, I want to thank you for the flowers, and the banner, and Yogi on skates.
Charlie: Yeah, I had to teach him.
*Yogi crashes*
Yogi: Ow!
Charlie: But there's only so much time in the day.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Keep making things happen, Maya.

Quote from Cory

Eric: Stand aside, undapants.
Cory: Undapants?
Eric: You're the brother of a senator now. There's security issues. That's your code name.
Cory: Undapants!

Quote from Riley

Cory: Psst, talk after class.
Riley: Have you no sense of anything?
Cory: Nope, let's watch.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Oh, there's a dance and you're planning to attend this dance that you never mentioned in my general vicinity. That dance?
Lucas: Well, actually, I want to talk to you about that.
Riley: Go on.

Quote from Cory

Jack: Guys, do you remember? We used to be just like them.
Cory: I remember us every day.

Quote from Cory

Maya: Go to the dance.
Riley: I can't. They're going to punish me.
Topanga: Go to the dance.
Riley: They're not going to punish me.
Cory: Actually, we kinda are.
Riley: How?
Topanga: Well, Lucas and Charlie are both going to be at the dance.
Cory: You need to face them, Riley. You've got choices to make.

Quote from Cory

Riley: I got asked by Charlie.
Cory: Gardner? I like him. Little quiet so far.

Quote from Cory

Cory: So the school board sent me this film. It's called "He asked me, he asked me, he really asked me."
Lucas: This is supposed to teach us how to act at the dance?
Cory: They sent it. I'm showing it. You're animals.

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