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Quotes from Girl Meets I Am Farkle

Girl Meets I Am Farkle

'Girl Meets I Am Farkle' - Season 2, Episode 15

Riley, Maya and Lucas are there for Farkle when he awaits the result of a test which might indicate he is on the autism spectrum. Meanwhile, Farkle grows closer to Smackle.

Air Date: September 11, 2015.

Quote from Riley

Cory: Riley, what are you?
Riley: Bunny farmer.
Cory: Wrong.
Riley: Then don't go into my room.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Of course I'm sure, Stuart. I mean you are almost as smart as me.

Quote from Farkle

Guidance Counsellor: One more thing, Farkle. It's important not to react to your score in anyway that might make your friends feel-
Farkle: Inferior? Of less value? Like dumb-dumbs.
Cory: We're talking about my daughter.
Farkle: Whose fault is that?

Quote from Lucas

Riley: Are you finally taking him away?
Maya: He goes, we go.
Lucas: I'm here so it's not just the girls.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: No matter what they tell you, he's Farkle and we love him.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Can you please give us one of your classic Maya pick me ups?
Riley: Whatever happens, at least you're in better shape than Maya.
Maya: Well, that wasn't what I was going for, but sure, let's turn on me.
Riley: You think you've got stuff? This is a bag of cats.
Maya: Okay, there, little helper.

Quote from Maya

Guidance Counsellor: And arm-pit sniffer number five in a deodorant factory.
Maya: (off-screen) I got a job!

Quote from Cory

Cory: I wouldn't know. I'm barely literate.

Quote from Cory

Cory: A. Every human being is a unique collection of atoms. B. Some of you in this room might be human beings. C. When you mess with atoms or human beings, they blow up.

Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Stuart and I want to thank Farkle's friends who care about him. You're all he ever talks about.
Stuart Minkus: We hope you'll keep encouraging him to be as unique as he's always been.
The Minkuses have always been simple, incredibly rich people. I hope you'll enjoy our party, and please don't forget your complimentary penguin.

Stuart Minkus: Thank you for my son.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Thank you for marrying me.
Stuart Minkus: Yeah, well you told me to.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: Are you suggesting my dumb-dumbs are holding me back?
Riley: I am a blobfish.

Jennifer Bassett Minkus: I hold in my hand, the answer to the question everyone's been asking. Is Farkle a clone, a robot, or a real boy?
Farkle: Real boy. Real boy. Real boy.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: This is the birth certificate of Farkle Minkus, real boy.
Farkle: Thanks for having me, mom.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Any time, kiddo. You make me proud every day.

Quote from Riley

Guidance Counsellor: The rest of the class falls within a more traditional range of careers.
Although, we did get one bunny farmer.
Riley: (off-screen) Yay!

Quote from Farkle

Guidance Counsellor: Farkle, I have the results of your-
Farkle: Of my IQ and aptitude test? I'm a genius, right? You know how I know? Because I'm a genius. It's not conceit when it's true, Mr. Matthews?

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Belgium 1831.
Cory: Okay, everybody, it's happening right now. Under your desks. Farkle's gonna blow.
Farkle: I know everything except Belgium 1831, and once I know that I'll know everything, and then my name goes on the board with those three idiots.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Hey, Monster.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Yeah?
Cory: You don't scare me any more.

Quote from Riley

Farkle: And science never makes a mistake.
Riley: Really? Have you never seen the blobfish?
Why science? Why?

Quote from Riley

Lucas: Riley Matthews?
Riley: Yes!
Lucas: Would you-
Riley: Absolutely.
Lucas: Do me the honor-
Riley: Any time at all.
Lucas: Of becoming-
Riley: Whatever you want.
Lucas: Mrs.-
Riley: Do you not understand yes?
Lucas: Farkle Minkus?
Riley: You're gonna be there right?

Farkle: And my aptitude test says I should consider a career in?
Guidance Counsellor: Ruling the world. Never seen that one.

Quote from Cory

Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Remember when we were in high school and you thought I was a monster just because I was bigger and different than everybody, and I handcuffed Shawn to a boat house.
Cory: Yeah.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Well it never mattered what people said about me. I've always been comfortable with myself, no matter what anybody else called me.
Cory: I think that's a good way to go through life, monster.

Cory: Hey, Minkus. Great party. Nice shirt.
I don't care about any of that. You married Jennifer Basset? Did you know that?
Stuart Minkus: We fell in love. She told me.

Quote from Cory

Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Hi, Cory!
Cory: Nyah!

Stuart Minkus: Welcome to our Farkle Genius Party. I'm Stuart Minkus, the original genius, very proud to welcome my son to the club. I'm sure his mother, who's unexceptional, would like to say a few words representing her people.
Jennifer Bassett Minkus: Yeah, I'm unexceptional. Who does what I say?
Stuart Minkus: Everybody.

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