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Quotes from Danger Boy

Danger Boy

'Danger Boy' - Season 2, Episode 16

Eric picks Shawn over Cory to go on a double date with him and his girlfriend's younger cousin. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny is offended when the staff give him a dull group to manage. Fed up of being considered safe and boring, Cory and Mr. Feeny decide to go for a thrill ride on a dangerous roller-coaster.

Air Date: February 3, 1995.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Piece of cake.
Eric: What?
Cory: I threw up a piece of cake.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Cory, get out of that car. It's not safe. You'll kill yourself. Mr. Feeny, enjoy the ride!

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: At one point, I was thrown forward out of the car. I had to run in front of the car!

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Young lady, I am not his grandfather. I'm the thrill-seeking principal of John Adams High. And I would like to say hello to my fellow faculty members, who I notice are not in line with me here in the heart of danger.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: You know, we gotta show people we're not what they think we are.
Mr. Feeny: (Enthusiastically) Yeah!
Cory: I mean everyone thinks we're safe and cautious.
Mr. Feeny: (Enthusiastically) Yeah!
Cory: We gotta do something stupid!
Mr. Feeny: (Cautiously) Uh, yeah

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: If you let people's perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person. But if you leave yourself open to experience, despite what others think, then you will learn and grow. And when you grow and mature, then you can rub their smug little earring-wearing noses in it.

Quote from Cory

Mr. Feeny: You'd be surprised how many people around here - think of me as stodgy and conservative.
Cory: Aren't you?
Mr. Feeny: There you are. My point exactly. You see my outer appearance and you conclude - that I'm cautious and unadventurous.
Cory: Like lime Jell-O.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Turner: George? The ski club and I were talking, and we'd really love you to reconsider coming along with us on the big weekend, huh? Look, we even found you a nice ski vest, huh?
Mr. Feeny: Why, thank you, Jonathan. But I'm rather busy right now, so could you stick it in your ear 'till I need it?

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Cory, during class I did something I don't normally do. A lot of thinking. And not about that big war part two thing, but about you and me and the double date. And this is what I came up with - Oh, man, I had it a second ago.

Quote from Cory

Eric: Hey, Cory, you're still awake.
Cory: Yeah, Mom and Dad always let me stay up a little later than Morgan.

Quote from Alan

Amy: Sorry, honey. I would've been home sooner, but they took a little longer with me at the hairdresser No big deal.
Alan: I ran the house real good. The kids had beer nuts for dinner, and now they're playing video games in the bathtub. Father of the year.

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Feeny: I don't want another club. I just want everybody to stop assuming around here, that's all.
Mr. Turner: I move that we all stop assuming anything. Of course, you probably assumed I was gonna do that.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: So, what's she look like?
Eric: Gorgeous, spectacular. Like Elle MacPherson with Cindy Crawford's mind.
Shawn: You haven't seen her yet, have you?
Eric: I'm paying.
Shawn: She's just my type. So where are we going?
Eric: I'm paying.
Shawn: I love it there!

Quote from Mr. Turner

Mr. Feeny: Ah, Mr. Turner, a reminder. Our faculty advisor meeting is today at 4:00.
Today?
Mr. Turner: Really? Is that the one where we get saddled with all those terrible after-school, life-sapping clubs? Oh, please, let it be that meeting.
Mr. Feeny: Yes, that's the one.
Mr. Turner: I don't wanna go.
Mr. Feeny: Well, unfortunately, you have no choice about what meetings you go to, Mr. Picky.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I'll talk to Cory. He'll be fine. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do armpit theater.

Quote from Eric

Cory: On a danger scale, where would you put me?
Eric: If pushed, I'd say you're just slightly less dangerous than lime jello.
Cory: Is this what everybody thinks of me?
Eric: Oh, no. Some people think lemon.

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