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Quotes from Girl Meets Texas (Part 1)

Girl Meets Texas (Part 1)

'Girl Meets Texas (Part 1)' - Season 2, Episode 20

Riley, Maya, and Farkle head to Texas with Lucas, who has been entered in the bull-riding competition at the rodeo in his hometown.

Air Date: October 16, 2015.

Quote from Maya

Maya: I don't want you going anywhere near the bull.
Lucas: Yeah, that makes two of us.
Maya: I want you to take off that stupid outfit and I want to get out of here.
Lucas: Maya.
Maya: I saw the bull and I don't think the bull realizes this is supposed to be fun.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Lucas, tell the bull you want to be a veterinarian. It's your only hope!
Lucas: I'm going to be a veterinarian. (Bull gets angrier) He doesn't care!

Quote from Lucas

Maya: What's the difference between riding a sheep and a bull?
Lucas: Death! Death is the difference.

Quote from Lucas

Maya: Quit looking at us, Huckleberry.
Lucas: I'm sorry, Maya. You look good.
Maya: Oh, thanks.
Lucas: Yeah, you both look good.

Quote from Riley

Riley: You couldn't watch him because you were afraid something would happen to him because you like him. You make fun of him because you like him. And you've never told me that either.
Well, you're right. I love him like a brother. That's how I love him.

Quote from Riley

Maya: Riley, why do you want him to do this?
Riley: Because, this is better than riding Judy the sheep. And I don't want him to be a disgrace to his community any more.
Lucas: Well, I don't actually think I'm a disgrace to the community.
Riley: You are. I've been talking to people. They have long memories around here.

Quote from Maya

Maya: I know it's early, but my life is complete.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Told you this was the best way to spend all of our allowance money on the first day.

Quote from Maya

Pappy Joe: I'm here because I could not be more proud of my grandboy Lucas.
Maya: Pappy Joe! That's your Pappy Joe. That's Pappy Joe. Yes, more stuff!

Quote from Maya

Riley: Come on, a bull is just a man cow.
Maya: You're scared of a man cow.

Maya: You're not proud of him if he doesn't do this?
Pappy Joe: I think you have a fine grasp of the general situation, yeah.

Quote from Riley

Riley: Well how-
Maya: dy-
Riley: do.

Quote from Riley

Pappy Joe: That right there is the first Friar that ever had the courage to ride the most ferocious creature in all of creation.
Riley: Are we talking about Judy the Sheep, Pappy Joe?

Quote from Riley

Riley: Hey, Lucas, can I talk to you?
Lucas: Actually, I have something to say to you, Riley.
If it wasn't for you, I don't know if I would have got on that bull. And if it wasn't for you, I don't know if I would have survived in New York. You're really important to me.
Riley: You are really important to me, too, Lucas. We have always been very good at talking to each other. But we've never been too good at holding hands. And then we tried being a couple and we couldn't even talk to each other. I don't want that. I want to know you're always there to talk to. You're my brother, Lucas, and I'm your sister.
Lucas: That's what you think we are?
Riley: That's what I think we are.
I love you, Lucas, and now I know how.

Pappy Joe: Ha, that's his grandson!
Riley: Pappy Joe!
Pappy Joe: Sorry, Riley. Stereotypical cultural reduction's all I have left.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: Yes, there is one moment that shapes every man's life for ever. My moment was Judy the Sheep.

Quote from Farkle

Cory: The railroad.
Farkle: I don't get it.
Cory: What do you mean you don't get it Farkle?
Farkle: How does the railroad tie into what's going on in our lives, ham-bone?

Quote from Farkle

Riley: We have changed the life of somebody in this room.
Zay: Oh, please not me.
Farkle: I'm happy with my life the way it is. I got tall and my teeth came in nicely.

Quote from Lucas

Lucas: You two have never actually seen a bull, have you?
Riley: No, what we'd like to see are some cold drinks in an air-conditioned refreshment tent.

Quote from Riley

Riley: You know what this place needs? A bay window. Bay window right now.

Quote from Farkle

Farkle: Man, I look good in my Welcome to Texas, Billy Buckaroo Cowboy hat.

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