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'Home' - Season 2, Episode 23

After staying with the Matthews family for a few weeks and feeling unwelcome, Shawn runs off in search of a permanent home. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny takes advantage of Eric's stress about the SATs to have him do yard work.

Air Date: May 19, 1995.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: I think he just found Slippy, his lucky soap.

Quote from Eric

Mr. Feeny: Eric, do you know what SAT means?
Eric: Sat?

Quote from Eric

Eric: All right, Mr. Feeny. I have been planting, and hedging, and mowing for three days now. The SATs are tomorrow and I demand to know the secrets.
Mr. Feeny: Get a good night's sleep.
Eric: What? No, no, no. No way. Not until you tell me what the secrets are.
Mr. Feeny: I just told you one. Sleep.
Eric: I can't sleep. The test is tomorrow. I haven't thought about it in days.
Mr. Feeny: Which is secret number two. Clear your mind. Care to take a guess at what secret number three is?
Eric: You're Satan?

Chet Hunter: Amy, Alan. Chet Hunter here. Was that the beep or is this thing tapped?

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Turner: Now see, why can't you be this sharp in my class?
Shawn: Math's not my best subject.
Mr. Turner: I'm your English teacher.
Shawn: Then why are you teaching math?
Mr. Turner: Are you kidding me?

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: If I want to clip my toenails at the dinner table, I don't appreciate the dirty looks.
Cory: We were just covering our food.

Quote from Eric

Mr. Feeny: So, Mr. Matthews, SATs this Saturday?
Eric: Yeah, me too.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Wow, you shave?
Shawn: See, facial hair sprouts early in my family. Especially on my mom's side.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Come on, Shawn. You lived here three weeks and you've been in the bathroom two and a half of them.

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