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Quotes from This Little Piggy

This Little Piggy

'This Little Piggy' - Season 3, Episode 6

Shawn decides to keep a pet pig in his apartment, but Topanga feels this is no place for a wild animal, and Cory is caught in the middle of their disagreement. Meanwhile, Eric harbors aspirations of getting in to Yale.

Air Date: November 3, 1995.

Quote from Eric

Eric: What is there to enjoy? We've got three fat tenors going at it in Italian. "I'm fatter than you are. I'm fatter than you are."

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Why would you run away?
Mr. Turner: Hunter, I found him outside heading towards The Rib Shack.
Shawn: Suicide!

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: Okay, Mr. Feeny, I have a question I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Shawn: Hello, principal Feeny.
Cory: No farm animals here.
Mr. Feeny: ... Yes. Well, the day is young.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Hey, it's her problem. The way I see it I'm just trying to live my life like any normal teenager. Could you pass the pig shampoo?

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Yeah, well according to my new book, "Farm Animals Make Great Pets", farm animals make great pets.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Eric, Yale has perhaps the highest admission standards in the country.
Eric: Drats.
Mr. Feeny: Now, have you thought of applying to some place more accessible? Maybe a state school. Maybe a pre-school.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: Wait, Mr. Feeny. Mr. Feeny, have you heard of a college called Yah-ley?
Mr. Feeny: You mean Yale?
Eric: Yeah, is that one any good?
Mr. Feeny: It's one of the finest universities in the country. Eric, hear my words. It's no party school!

Quote from Cory

Cory: Guys, guys, lighten up. Anyway you slice it, it's only a pig, right?

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: As flattered as you are, Cory, this pig has nothing to do with you. ... Well come on, little Cory, time for class.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: I don't know, Cor. Hiding the pig at your house, isn't that a little obvious?
Cory: No, hiding the pig at Old McDonald's house, that would be obvious.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: I'm going out to look for him.
Cory: All right, I'll stay by the phone in case he calls. ... Just go!

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: He's gone. I left him in there so long he turned into broth.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Then I'll pick you up at seven thirty.
Eric: Feeny say what?
Mr. Feeny: Feeny say seven thirty.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: It's a pig.
Cory: You know something, it is a pig.

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