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City Slackers

'City Slackers' - Season 3, Episode 11

Cory and Shawn sneak off to enjoy the weekend unsupervised in Mr. Feeny's mountain cabin. When Mr. Feeny arrives at the cabin, the boys learn more about their teacher. Meanwhile, Eric challenges Frankie at pool to impress a girl.

Air Date: January 5, 1996.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Feeny's not a bad guy. I mean, you know the British, a little stiff but once you get beneath the surface-
Shawn: They're still more Feeny.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Mr. Feeny, you've got no right trespassing on your own property.

Quote from Eric

Eric: That's right. This year I might be Class Victorian.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Shawn: So, Mr. Feeny. Tell us something about you.
Mr. Feeny: Well, those closest to me would say that I also dislike doing dishes. So, gentlemen, I give you the sink.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Shawn: So I'm just another one of your hopeless students?
Mr. Feeny: And I suppose I'm just another stodgy old principal?
Shawn: The stodgiest.
Mr. Feeny: What do you know about me, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Oh, like you know anything about me.
Mr. Feeny: Well, let's see. Shawn Patrick Hunter. Son of Chet and Virna, born in Ohio, lived in Oklahoma. In and out of five schools before he was 12.
Shawn: You memorized my transcript.
Mr. Feeny: Oh, and you love a musical group named Counting Crows.
Shawn: That's not in my transcript.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: What do you do up here for fun? I read books.
Mr. Feeny: Care to join me?
Shawn: Oh, right. And if you jumped off a bridge, I'm supposed to do that, too?

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Feeny: Matthews, you're up.
Cory: Actually, Mr. Feeny, my parents are on their way up, and we just rushed ahead to straighten up the place.
Mr. Feeny: That's a bald-faced lie.
Cory: Every word, sir.
Mr. Feeny: So, you two snaked the key from your parents and snuck up here to have a good time.
Shawn: That's a bald-faced lie, Mr. Feeny.
It worked when he said it.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: All right, I'm here. Time to belly up to the excuse table.
Shawn: Mr. Feeny, you've got no right trespassing on your own property.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: No power, no lights, no heat. What are we gonna do?
Shawn: Okay. Okay. Lemme think, lemme think. *lights come on* Cory, either the lights just went on, or I got an idea.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Um, hi, Bianca. I'm Eric Matthews. We're in the same English class.
Bianca: Oh, yeah. You're the smart one.
Eric: Yeah. That's right. This year I might be class Victorian.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
Cory: Well, we don't have a code, so you-
Shawn: Really? Guys like us should have a code.
Cory: Well, you know, we'll bring that up at the next meeting, but just, you know-
Shawn: When's our next meeting?
Cory: Shawn, we don't have meetings.
Shawn: This club blows.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Amy: George. Are the boys in trouble?
Mr. Feeny: Probably. But that's not why I'm here.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: We're studying, Mr. Feeny.
Shawn: See, my history book is right here.
Mr. Feeny: Still in its original cellophane, I see.
Shawn: Uh-huh. I get top dollar on the resale.
Mr. Feeny: You know, Mr. Hunter, I've noticed that the students who do best in my class have usually read the book.
Shawn: Yeah, what's that get 'em?
Mr. Feeny: Into college.
Shawn: More books.

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