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Quotes from The Grass Is Always Greener

The Grass Is Always Greener

'The Grass Is Always Greener' - Season 3, Episode 12

Cory feels he and Topanga are in a rut in their relationship, so he goes for a guys' night out at another school party. After being mistaken for Shawn, Cory pretends to be him and finds he's not the only one there who isn't who they say they are.

Air Date: January 12, 1996.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: If you'll excuse me, I've got cera-mix.
Mr. Turner: You mean ceramics?
Eric: Yeah, the ashtray class.
Mr. Feeny: (To the other teachers) You know what scares me?
Mr. Williams: What?
Mr. Feeny: He'll end up making more money than any of us.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Cory, I'm no rocket scientologist, but ...

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Word is there's a very attractive French girl here who comes from some place in Europe.
Cory: Possibly France?
Shawn: Yeah, France. The gateway to St. Louis.

Quote from Cory

Cory: You're right, Shawn. There's no turning back now. Or as the French say ... Viva Las Vegas.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: Wear something of mine. What do you want, a jacket or a hat?
Cory: A jacket. I'm very prone to hat head. Sometimes I get it without even wearing a hat.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Ey!
Shawn: Who are you doing?
Cory: You.
Shawn: No, that wasn't me, that was Fonzie.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: What am I the world's expert on?
Cory: Really not anything.

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