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You Can Go Home Again

'You Can Go Home Again' - Season 4, Episode 1

Eric and Cory's cross-county road trip is coming to end, but as they make their final pit-stop Eric decides there's nothing waiting for him at home. Meanwhile, Alan reconsiders his career choices after winning a grocery award.

Air Date: September 20, 1996.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Well congratulations. I'll tell mom and dad. I'm sure they'll be so proud. I know I am. I'm the Prince of Sprinkleland.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Eric, we have to go home and here's why. I'm completely out of clean underwear.
Eric: Ah, big deal. I ran out a week ago. I'm sitting pretty.
Cory: Yes, you see I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants.

Quote from Shawn

Amy: What do you mean bad mood?
Shawn: Well, me and my dad noticed it when we were last at the market. You know, we were eating our free samples like we always do-
Alan: Woah. Hey, hey. Sticking your own toothpicks in our turkey and steak does not make them free samples.
Shawn: Fine. We'll just take our business elsewhere.

Quote from Eric

Cory: I want to go home.
Eric: I want you in pants.

Cory: So, there's a lot of opportunity for a guy like me in this town?
Phil: Well, I could use a nurse.

Quote from Cory

Passerby: Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
Cory: Me?
Passerby: Yes, thee.
Cory: Uh, well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
Passerby: Well, I'm going as far as That farmhouse there.
Cory: That farmhouse there?
Passerby: Yes. That farmhouse there.
Cory: I see. Well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
Passerby: Well, I could take you as far as, that farmhouse there.
Cory: And that's very nice of you. But maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves combustion.
Passerby: I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at, that farmhouse there.
Cory: Yes, but you see, if that's as far as you're going, then it does me no good.
Passerby: That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure.
Cory: Also does me no good.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Alan: Seriously, George, I mean, you've been a teacher all your life. Do you still enjoy getting up in the morning?
Mr. Feeny: Oh, Alan. It would be very easy for me to tell you that I have dedicated the last thirty-eight years to teaching several thousand young minds. And that that is my chief joy and reason for getting up in the morning.
Except it isn't. I teach because I like it. And because it's fun for me.
Alan: Ah, but when it stops being fun?
Mr. Feeny: Well, then I suppose I would look to my family and friends for support to help me find something new.
Alan: Well, thank you, George. You've taught me something.
Mr. Feeny: And it was fun for me.

Quote from Cory

Cory: So, Eric, if you're staying, then there's nothing left to say except, I'll be the one driving through the corn field.
Eric: Okay, fine. At least let me check to see if you have the right keys.
*Cory hands over the keys*
Eric: What a moron.
Cory: Well, you can take the keys, Eric, but you can't take my freedom!

Quote from Alan

Alan: Uh, excuse me. Could I have my robe back?
Shawn: Hey, I'm naked under here.
Alan: Enjoy.

Quote from Cory

Waitress: Eric, if you don't have to take the hitch hiker boy home, not more than five miles from here is Burlick, Pennsylvania.
Eric: Tell me about this Burlick.
Waitress: Burlick, Pennsylvania, home of the world's largest Yogurt cup.
Cory: Hey, wait a second.

Quote from Alan

Shawn: I'm just going to take a hot bath. What? There's seepage at the trailer park.
Alan: Shawn, I'd prefer that my son's friends didn't bathe in my home when I wasn't here. Or ever.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Home. Mom, Dad, Morgan, our sister who loves us. How do you beat that?
Eric: Entering Pottstown, home of the world's largest yogurt cup.
Cory: He beat it.

Quote from Eric

Cory: Tape recorder number 17. The golden rays of the sunset remind me of the golden highlights in your beautiful hair.
Eric: You're insane! I mean, how is it that everything you see in this country reminds you of Topanga?
Cory: Oh, you exaggerate, Eric. I mean, I did not mention her once during our tour of the White House.
Eric: Hmm. "Topanga's got a desk just like Chelsea's."
Cory: Well, I didn't say anything at the Kennedy Space Center.
Eric: Topanga's favorite movie is Apollo 13.
Cory: Mount Rushmore?
Eric: "Will you look at the lips on Teddy Roosevelt?"
Cory: I said that out loud?
Eric: You've Topanga-ed me to death, man!

Quote from Eric

Cory: My dearest Topanga, it's day 58 of my summer road trip across this great country of ours with my dear brother, Eric. This may be the last entry in my travel log, as my road buddy is becoming ornery.
Eric: Hi, Topanga. I don't know why Cory thinks I'm ornery. I'm actually, you know, pretty happy now that I've got the tape recorder and I don't have to listen to Cory yammer on for two months and 48 states about life on the road.
And speaking of the road, here it is now. *Throws recorder out of the window*

Quote from Eric

Eric: These people have taken me in. Back home I'm just a loser who didn't get into college, but here I could be king.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I should be in my room tonight. Not in a motel room. In the middle of nowhere. With a toilet seat that has not been sanitized for my protection. I don't believe that paper strip for a minute.

Quote from Cory

Eric: To the people who know me, I'm simple.
Cory: Like string.

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