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Quotes from Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)

Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)

'Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)' - Season 5, Episode 16

When Lauren travels to Philadelphia to see Cory, Topanga tells him to go out with her and figure out his feelings. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny enlists Eric to be a substitute teacher for his citizenship class.

Air Date: February 27, 1998.

Quote from Eric

Eric: For the first time in my life, I'm the smartest guy in the room. Can we all just take a second to let that sink in
Student: In my country, I was a nuclear physicist.
Eric: Yeah, but see here everyone starts with a clean slate. And as your proctologist, I'm gonna show you something.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Listen, toots. May I call you toots? What you had - GET OUT!

Quote from Eric

Mr. Feeny: I need you to proctor.
Eric: Me? Proctor? Proctor Matthews.
Mr. Feeny: You know what proctor is?
Eric: Yeah, it's a tushie doctor.

Quote from Eric

Mr. Feeny: Oh, Eric. I just had a call. I need to ask you favor.
Eric: Oh, no problem. Just give me you keys. I'll mow your lawn, water those ugly little plants.

Quote from Shawn

Lauren: Hi, Shawn.
Shawn: Oh stop trying to butter me up, Yoko.

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