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Quotes from Eric Hollywood

Eric Hollywood

'Eric Hollywood' - Season 5, Episode 19

After Eric causes a prop disaster that injures the leading man in the school play, Eric takes the lead role. Eric's strong performance catches the eye of a Hollywood director, who asks Eric to join the cast of the ABC sitcom "Kid Gets Acquainted with Universe". Meanwhile, Topanga tries to save her friendship with Shawn, who isn't sure he can be friends with both her and Cory following their break-up.

Air Date: March 20, 1998.

Quote from Eric

Alan: You know the real tragedy tonight is that William Shakespeare couldn't be here to see how good you are.
Eric: Aw, he'll come tomorrow. I mean we're here all week.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I can do Cartman. "I am not fat. I am festivally plump."

Ben Sandwich: Oh, man. We're doing this story again? How many times have we done this, Matt? A hundred thousand?
Schneider Strong: He's yelling again.
Ben Sandwich: How can I learn so much every week and still be so stupid?!
Schneider Strong: Aww, make him stop. Make him stop.

Quote from Jack

Jack: Topanga's a good nurse. My fever's back down to malaria level. I think I can go back to my village now.

Quote from Eric

Director: Who built the balcony?
Eric: Okay, in retrospect, it may have been foolish of me to consider paste the nail's silent cousin. But, you live, you learn.

Quote from Eric

Amy: Promise me you won't let these things go to your head.
Eric: I would never.
Amy: Oh look, Bloomingdale's is having a white sale.
Eric: That's not about me!

Quote from Eric

Eric: I have finally found my niece.
Alan: You mean niche?
Eric: Probably.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: You call this a classroom? There are only nine desks. Are we supposed to believe there are only nine students in the whole class?
Producer: Well, actually camera angles will make it appear to be more.
Mr. Feeny: That's diabolical.

Quote from Jack

Jack: You know the one I mean. Her name rhymes with Noshmanga.

Producer: This is our star, Ben Sandwich. Maybe you've heard of his brother, Fred Sandwich?

Quote from Eric

Eric: Sorry for dragging you out to California, Mr. Feeny. I had no idea the Windy City would be so cruel.

Quote from Eric

Director: Eric, there are some people here who want to talk to you about your future.
Eric: Are they gypsies?

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