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They're Killing Us

'They're Killing Us' - Season 7, Episode 6

Cory and Topanga hash out their final wedding decisions, with Cory struggling to choose a best man and Topanga picking bridesmaid dresses. Meanwhile, Alan and Amy try to cut costs by hiring Mr. Feeny as the wedding's musical attraction.

Air Date: October 29, 1999.

Quote from Eric

Eric: (To the tune of He's A Jolly Good Fellow) The curtains are on fire. The curtains are on fire.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: I don't want to offend any one and my family's feelings are the most important thing to me. But if she thought I was getting married in that freaking monstrosity, she must have been hitting the sauce.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Well that's it. If you guys can't put on these dresses and get caught up in the magic of my Southern belle wedding, then who needs y'all?

Quote from Topanga

Cory: So please RSVP to our website.
Topanga: Cory and Topanga.
Cory: One word.
Topanga: dot com.
Cory: See, Cory and Topanga, one word, is sort of like a symbol of our unity.
Topanga: No, it's a computer thing.

Quote from Topanga

Amy: I want you to know this gown has been in my family since the Civil War.
Topanga: Musty little devil, isn't it?

Quote from Eric

Eric: (To the tune of He's A Jolly Good Fellow) They're chopping up the dorm room. They're chopping up the dorm room.
Cory: My brother is a moron!
Eric: Which nobody can deny.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Topanga, marry me and let's make niknik.

Quote from Eric

Eric: There are some people in this room, who shall remain nameless, Cory and mommy & daddy, who don't think I'm Best Man material.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we just spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
Cory: Or in the road.

Morgan: I was very selfish and inconsiderate yesterday. This is your wedding and I'm going to tell you the truth. Your friends are stinkin' liars. Shawn paid them $50 each. And I wouldn't use this dress to wipe my -

Quote from Cory

Alan: George and his jazz group have agreed to be the band at your reception. For free.
Mr. Feeny: Consider it my present to the bride and groom.
Cory: A blender would have been just lovely.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: I don't know. I just lashed out. It was as if I was possessed by the ghost of your Nana Booboo.
Cory: Nana Booboo! I miss you. Is Nana Booboo dead?
Topanga: No.

Quote from Amy

Alan: He chose Shawn as his best man.
Amy: You scum.

Quote from Alan

Alan: You chose Shawn over your own flesh and blood? You're dead to me.

Quote from Cory

Cory: You know he's going to drop the rings down the minister's pants?
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And then knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: Then here comes the fire department with their hoses and their axes, chopping up everything in sight. Then Topanga's gonna blame-
Cory: Me. And I don't get nothing on the honeyMOON.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: I'm beginning to think this wedding is just a prelude to sex for you.
Cory: That's brilliant, Sherlock.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: We have a guest list of 270.
Cory: And a hall that seats 80.
Topanga: But we're not panicking because we know a lot of people won't show.
Cory: And many of the old people have shrunk.

Morgan: We look like clowns.
Angela: Beautiful clowns.
Rachel: Cirque du Soleil clowns.
Morgan: No, horn-honking, big shoe-wearing clowns.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: We had no idea planning a wedding would be so difficult.
Cory: It's like riding a Pogo stick in a mine field. Boom! Boing! Boom! Boing!

Quote from Cory

Cory: We want to get married next week.
Topanga: No wedding hall. No fancy planner. Just our friends and family.
Cory: All the people who care about us. Right here. Next Friday night. 8 o'clock. 7 central.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Anyway I have my best man and I am very happy.
Topanga: And I am not.
Cory: Yes, but I am and I am Don Fransisco.

Quote from Cory

Cory: That's sick? I'm sick? You know what's sick, everyone? We have been in a relationship for seventeen years. And do you know what I've gotten in all that time? Let me touch something!

Quote from Cory

Cory: I miss Grandpa Poppy.
Topanga: We all do, honey.
Cory: No one should die in prison!

Morgan: You're from Philadelphia, stupid.

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