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Quotes from The Honeymoon is Over

The Honeymoon is Over

'The Honeymoon is Over' - Season 7, Episode 9

The honeymoon is over for Cory and Topanga when they realize they now have nowhere to live.

Air Date: November 19, 1999.

Quote from Topanga

Cory: You know you got a big house, Feeny, and no children.
Mr. Feeny: Mrs. Matthews-
Topanga: What do you do in that house, Feeny, you eat?

Quote from Cory

Mr. Feeny: Oh, Cory, Topanga. From the bottom of my heart, I'd do anything for you two. If it's anything short of actually moving in, anything - anything at all.
Cory: How about some of your millions, fella?

Quote from Cory

Mr. Feeny: As the Black Plague worked its way through Europe, the streets were littered with maggot-infested, rotting corpses of the dying and the dead.
Cory: He's talking about us.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Mom's revved up. Go get the luggage.

Quote from Cory

Mr. Feeny: Although you can't see it yet, your reward is yet to come.
Cory: What are you, a fortune cookie?!

Quote from Topanga

Mr. Feeny: Mrs. Matthews-
Topanga: Hold him down, I'll get his wallet!
Cory: No, that would be wrong.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Just out of curiosity, Kelly, the bed where your baby doesn't sleep all night, that's not located directly behind these paper thin walls is it?
Topanga: Cory!
Cory: Because the only crying I want to hear is my own.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Cory, we have to live somewhere!
Cory: Ooh, I want a roof over my head. Ooh, I want a roof over my head. Baby!

Quote from Cory

Topanga: We need to stand on our own two feet and figure out our situation.
Cory: All right, I've already figured it out. We're upper-middle class, homeless college students. There's a very small pity factor here. I wouldn't feel sorry for us if it wasn't us.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Mom, mom. It's me, Cory. You used to wipe my tushie! Oh, you loved that. Remember? Ma?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Now I'm the provider? What happened to equality? What happened to partnership?
Topanga: Get me a place to live!
Cory: Yes, mommy.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I get it. They think we don't live here any more. That's why there's no salami!

Quote from Cory

Cory: Where's a magazine? I gotta do my "bidness".

Quote from Cory

Cory: I mean a man moves in to his new house, he expects to find a nice deli spread.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Hello, I'm home from the Honeymoon and I want some salami.

Quote from Jack

Eric: So you want to go to volunteer to be experimented on?
Jack: Sure.

Quote from Rachel

Eric: Rachel, we appear to have a gaping hole in our social calendar.
Jack: I mean if you're not doing anything later, we could-
Rachel: You know, I wasn't but now I think I'm just gonna go home and laugh and laugh and laugh. Laugh three times! Three! Get it?

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Our water's brown!
Mr. Feeny: Mrs. Matthews-
Cory: And you have to chew it.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Look, one, two, three. I love to count them!

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