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Quotes from What a Drag!

What a Drag!

'What a Drag!' - Season 7, Episode 11

Eric and Jack dress as women in an effort to hide from a campus goon. Meanwhile, Cory's redecoration of the apartment does not please Topanga.

Air Date: December 3, 1999.

Quote from Shawn

Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress and no on the face.
Eric: What too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.

Quote from Eric

Mr. Feeny: I, however, do wish to talk to you.
Eric: Ooh, it's Monsieur Feeny.

Quote from Eric

Eric: My name is Olga Svetlana. I'm a shot-put champion. I don't shave my arm pits.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: What's to figure? He's pretty and you look like a bison. Hmm, Double Ds - just like your grades.

Quote from Jack

Jack: He got him didn't he? Eric's gone. Oh no! Poor Eric. He was so young and stupid.

Quote from Jack

Jack: That would look good on my resume. I could get a new job, buy a beautiful house and hire a security guard to shoot you on sight if you ever come near my property.

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