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Quotes from The War (Part 1)

The War (Part 1)

'The War (Part 1)' - Season 7, Episode 15

A fierce prank war breaks out among the gang after Cory and Shawn park in Rachel's spot.

Air Date: February 11, 2000.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Did you hear how I referred to myself in the third person for emphasis?
Shawn: I thought that was a nice touch.
Cory: Cory did too.

Quote from Cory

Cory: You hear that, shocked? She's staying. ... You are gonna be sorry, homewrecker.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: Well I am shocked and dismayed.
Cory: Well now you can't be both. You be shocked, I'll be dismayed.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi. Now Gandhi's an Indian. A Cherokee, I think, but that's really not what's important.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: A bear?! A ferocious predator mauling about my classroom? Well, you must have been glued to your seats.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Do I get cookies?
Rachel: No.
Eric: How about a cracker?
Rachel: 'nuttin.
Eric: Mutton?

Quote from Jack

Eric: You know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: All right here's a lesson. Relax. Take a nice drive ... into your closet.

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